"We gather here to mourn the death of Snipes, taking thousands - perhaps millions of free snipes with him, Snipes was a good thing, a great thing. Knowing you could fill up your storage's if you trained GoWiPe attacked a max loot TH 8 and finding a lot of 220k snipes along the way."Originally Posted by rReuven
*I stand up*
"As I was thinking about the old days where Snipes riddled our life with joy, I scrolled through the Supercell forums."
"Sorry, sorry it's too much"
*I breathe in*
"Come on. Crying isn't going to get Snipes back" I thought to myself.
"So, as I was scrolling through to supercell forums. I stumbled across a post that reminded me of the old days. If 100% of the people had their townhall outside."
"Now that has been cleared up I would now like to have a national day of mourn-"
*Police Siren*
*Officer walks into church with his hat at chest level"
"No! Officer, please do not deliver more bad news!"
The officer looked at me, all I needed was that look of sorrow on his face to answer my question.
"Do you know this woman?" He pulled out a picture of TH 8 And Under Pushing"
"We gather here to mourn the death of TH 8 And Under Pushing, taking hundreds - perhaps thousands of TH 8's with her, TH 8 And Under Pushing, she was a good thing, a great thing. Knowing you could fill up your trophies if you train GoWiPe and attack a 30 cup TH 8 and finding a lot of + 7 snipes along the way. Snipes and TH 8 And Under Pushing was taken from us by the Clash Of Clans winter update. As much as we feel deeply angered and saddened, we know that even if we all stopped playing Clash Of Clans, they won't bring our daughter and son back"
FAST FORWARD TO 2020
*Accepts GawldDegger*
President Kanye West
"That story was so bad. But since the music industry is like this letz do it with everything."
TLDR; I have too much time on my hands
