Do you like Tea and Medals? Baldrick...you are still banned as a result of the smell

[Holps]

Clan name - Tea & Medals - (#9QP0L2LJ)

uncle sam.jpg brits.jpg Lv6 War Clan


Let’s discuss what may make you my new best friend, or only best friend depending on who you talk to.

• You must be over 18 and if your waste size is smaller than mine then you must at least be shorter than me.
• You absolutely must have a sense of humour. If you wish to test your suitability then watch the clip of Del Boy falling through the bar…no laugh…no admittance
• You must speak English. I have tried to prevent the increase in American chat but as I am outnumbered 10-1 by American players I am fighting a losing battle and accidently recently called my dad ‘Man’.
• You must war…We war back to back from Thursday evening (BST) to Monday. First war is timed for BST second for the US based players. After second war we break until Thursday..Feel free to opt in and out when upgrading etc.
• There is no donation ratio..players push and players farm, we will help whatever trail you are on. As long as you are a team player this shouldn’t be an issue.
• On war day we generally do Mirrors first attack but it’s open to discussion if your opposite is crazily higher (or lower). The only real rules in war are that you communicate before attacking, use both raids and that we act as a team. (Be aware I like to watch..)
• We are an Lv6 clan and generally war record is about 2-1 in favour of wins.
• We have lots of players with links to the Forces both sides of the pond and we even accept infantry as long as in wars they don’t just attack with 200 barbarians and run as fast they can at the enemies walls before dying and achieving 7% damage.

Feel free to message me if you want more info. If you are interested mention myself or the forums when you apply in game as we will be cautious if in war. I need a few Brits to join me if possible. Nobody else eats crumpets and I’m sick of being blamed for the American Civil War. My IGN is Josey Wales..and our leader is Mandy....I know what you are thinking as I was dubious too but apparently women can also Lead effectively..please don't make a Barry Manilow joke on your join request.....I'm so gonna get told off....See you in game guys..

[Holps]

Morning guys...still looking for some Tea drinkers... Have a good one

[fette]

You accept cats? No smell *promise* and we'll bring our own tea

[Holps]

You accept cats? No smell *promise* and we'll bring our own tea

There Is a bottomless box of bloody cat pictures! We do accept cats but dogs prefered

[Holps]

Daily bump...Few spots left.....

[Holps]

War day half way through then a break until Thursday if any of you crazy cats (or dogs) fancy bringing some biscuits along and dunking...

[Holps]

Daily bump..Nice war win yesterday. Welcome to Orbit and Rab...Nice to have you on board and shoulder to shoulder buttering the crumpets in the trenches.

[RMSM]

Still looking for a fun person to join our clan - to be honest, after Mia's recent 'autocorrect incident' (decorum prevents us from giving full details but suffice to say, the word 'Giants' in her troop request was confused with a word for lady parts) we really just need someone who can type properly.

By the way, we war again tonight, so pse mention this forum in your request.

[Holps]

Daily bump..War day starting tonight then second weekend war back to back so if you want to be in second war come across before Saturday night. Enemy have well over 100 wins so a tough battle expected. They do not know we have crumpets and medals though...we may surprise them.

[buffy1]

Not sure I'm allowed to join because I'm a coffee and beer drinker. Wife drinks tea though so there are some bags in the cupboard.
Any way moving on... I have a th4 soon to go th5 defenceless account but maxed troops for level looking for somewhere fun to place it. I know how to war(my 3 other accounts do just fine)