Am i the only one who thinks the forum its getting boring with the same question ask over and over like theres no end to it? Clash of clans is not a complex game, players are either really dense or dont want to think for themselves.
For the #makeitasticky folks thnx n.n
For the #donmakeitsticky thnx anyway theres no such thing as bad publicity
Q: Whats the best league for farming?
A: The one with the most players and dead bases, unless you are sniping and living from the loot bonus (wich as for today is really slow cuz up in the leagues where the bonus is actually worth it theres less and less snipes and more and more active players doing the same.
Q: Whats the best army comp?
A: The one that cost less to make, i dont care what your preferences are this is a truth no one can denie, the rule is you need to win more money than the money you spend in order to be called a profit. Its a fact
Q: Why my base is so lame and the others guy is so dope?
A: He or she spend more time playing the right way than you. If you raid 1 raid of 200k loot and get attacked for 350k you better quit clash of clans, you need to stay on to get atleast 3 to 5 raids of 200k so in the case you get stomp for 350k you are still making a profit
Q: Why are gemmer seeing as a bad thing?
A: Gemming is not a bad thing, still for most people GEM=LackOfSkills cuz is like trying to enter the justice league by saying "but my super power is money" even so lets be honest if you had the money for it ull gem to![]()
Q: Why rush is a bad thing?
A: Makes you weak in wars and its a pain for your clan mates to drag your base a long the way EDIT: Makes you weak againts full max clanshappy now?
Q: Th11 confirmed?
A: Youre not even th10 and you want more? Finish ur plate first son then you can have the icecreem
Q: Anti 3star base?
A: You have better chances dating Emma Watson my friend, theres no anti 3 nothing just weird layouts and enemies that are really really!!! bad at attacking you
Q: Tips for pushing?
A: Snipe snipe snipe, dont go for loot just snipe and put your head down, either that or give free loot and no free th
Q: Tips for upgrades?
A: Upgrade what you are goin to use for faming, remember all those GG lvl 6 that stomp ur base yeah those are from the guy that know farming is the key to upgrade the order is irrelevant when you have the means and the money to upgrde everything, im a max th9 and i did it in 2 months. (Still missing max heroes tho)
Q: Am I ready to move to THxx? ( from lydonsback2 )
A: If you have to ask then the answer is NO, maybe a Hell NO!! in some cases.
Q: Why ClanWars Matchmaking System is broken? (fomhashtagbene )
A: Just cuz you dont understand something doesnt mean its broken.
Q: Can i have Another name change" (fromitsobvious )
A: If you need ANOTHER name change? I ask of your wife or husband not to let you name the kid please!!! and no you cannot have another
Q: My Acc was ♥♥♥♥ed what can i do? (fromitsobvious )
A: For real you can report it and they will try to help you, if you want to try something else, come here open a post about it, roll on the floor, cry, change your emails passwords, go cry some more.
Q: Why are their so many clouds recently? (fromitsobvious )
A: Global Warming? No? Well for real it just means theres few people there in time we all hope that Titan will be overflowing with Th of all clases and lvls but it hasnt happen yet.
Q: Why Loot is bad ATM? (fromitsobvious )
A: Loot is not bad at any given moment, its just that you cant find it.. try asking your mom, moms always find stuff that we cant.
Q: Please bring back zapping DE?
A: To be fair it was the constant whining that stopped Zapping in the first place, so maybe if you cry enough it come back one day eventually really far in the future
Q: Revenge is broken, I can't revenge, or is it just me? Anyone else having the same problem?
A: The more active the player is the less likely it is youll get a chance to revenge him or her, some of us do stay on as long as we can and even when we log off, we get a free shield in matter of seconds.
Q: When is the update?
A: Let me ask Supercell CEO and ill get back to you with the answer
Q: We all got kicked out by a new player who we made co. What shall we do?
A: Have your mom ever told you not to talk or trust strangers? Same principle.
Q: How to 3 star this base?
A: Actually this is a Fair Question, everyone ask at one point for advice on how to attack, unless you are a th5 asking how to 3 star a th10 then you are asking for it
Q: Why is my AQ AI broken?
A: Queen Sophia aint broken you just dont get her!!, now for real you just need to funnel and even so some times it wont go as well as you want, nothing to do there games cant be perfect.
Q: Should I just quit?
A: "No, dont quit, keep playing things are gonna get better" - Supercell Staff
Q: Should this thread be a sticky?
A: It really doesnt matter as long as its fun and you get a laugh out of reading this
Q: Do you know everything?
A: Yes i do, im John Doe for those who remember the tv show







