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    Wow this was epic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysticDalek View Post
    For years people have been siphoning up elixir from under their bases. Here is a photo of the extraction mechanism for those of you who may not be familiar with this device.




    They claim that the village is built on a ley line. One word: blasphemy! Here's my proof. As you can see the outside of the village is surrounded in an orange and brown material. After having my lead scientist investigate it he identified it as a compound called Whale0H6. Allow me to explain.



    Here is a photo that shows there is proof of a space whale living underneath all of our villages.



    Notice how there are variations of green colored turf for your ground? There are different shades because the space whale can't power the entire village and the disguise cloak 100% all of the time. This caused the ground to vary in shades of grass.

    What is a space whale you ask? Allow me to explain. The space whale is a creature that flies through the galaxy and supports cities and empires on top of it's back. It often fools the people living on the city because they have no idea they are on top of a whale. Which is exactly what is happening now!



    Not convinced yet? Take a look at the water around your village. Plus who do you think mowed down hundreds of trees to give you a square golf course looking terrain? Obviously the space whale did this to fool you into thinking you are on a tropical island so every time someone asked how your village was you said "it is a magical place."
    Haha this thread totally awesome! Was a humorous read op
    Quote Originally Posted by MysticDalek View Post
    Each time you tap your elixir extractor it extracts the plasma out of the star whale's blood and puts it into your storage mechanisms. If you extract enough plasma from it's blood the whale will die and your village will fall from the heavens and become inactive. The star whale corpse decays and a baby whale is born from it's astral energy and finds another village to fly with.
    And then you topped it off with this post. Hahaha.I always wondered what happened to an inactive base.

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    the reason they do not like superqueen. It is because their base was destroyed by a group of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysticDalek View Post
    Each time you tap your elixir extractor it extracts the plasma out of the star whale's blood and puts it into your storage mechanisms. If you extract enough plasma from it's blood the whale will die and your village will fall from the heavens and become inactive. The star whale corpse decays and a baby whale is born from it's astral energy and finds another village to fly with.
    Unless there's a crack in time on one of your star whales, then you might lose your village, just how Amy lost Rory...

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    Incorrect. My village sits on top of Atlas. Titan League? Come on!

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    Wow, this has just opened my eyes

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    This reminded me when Spongebob found out how the "jellyfish jelly" was extracted

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysticDalek View Post
    For years people have been siphoning up elixir from under their bases. Here is a photo of the extraction mechanism for those of you who may not be familiar with this device.




    They claim that the village is built on a ley line. One word: blasphemy! Here's my proof. As you can see the outside of the village is surrounded in an orange and brown material. After having my lead scientist investigate it he identified it as a compound called Whale0H6. Allow me to explain.



    Here is a photo that shows there is proof of a space whale living underneath all of our villages.



    Notice how there are variations of green colored turf for your ground? There are different shades because the space whale can't power the entire village and the disguise cloak 100% all of the time. This caused the ground to vary in shades of grass.

    What is a space whale you ask? Allow me to explain. The space whale is a creature that flies through the galaxy and supports cities and empires on top of it's back. It often fools the people living on the city because they have no idea they are on top of a whale. Which is exactly what is happening now!



    Not convinced yet? Take a look at the water around your village. Plus who do you think mowed down hundreds of trees to give you a square golf course looking terrain? Obviously the space whale did this to fool you into thinking you are on a tropical island so every time someone asked how your village was you said "it is a magical place."
    ...I'll have what he's having!

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    Now, where does dark elixer come from? Maybe that question is better left alone...
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    Wait, is the whale doing it willingly? Or is it being used? If it isn't doing it willingly, MAY ALL QUIT CLASH!!!! #JK

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