The Undeniable Truth of Where Elixir Comes From

[MysticDalek]

For years people have been siphoning up elixir from under their bases. Here is a photo of the extraction mechanism for those of you who may not be familiar with this device.




They claim that the village is built on a ley line. One word: blasphemy! Here's my proof. As you can see the outside of the village is surrounded in an orange and brown material. After having my lead scientist investigate it he identified it as a compound called Whale0H6. Allow me to explain.



Here is a photo that shows there is proof of a space whale living underneath all of our villages.



Notice how there are variations of green colored turf for your ground? There are different shades because the space whale can't power the entire village and the disguise cloak 100% all of the time. This caused the ground to vary in shades of grass.

What is a space whale you ask? Allow me to explain. The space whale is a creature that flies through the galaxy and supports cities and empires on top of it's back. It often fools the people living on the city because they have no idea they are on top of a whale. Which is exactly what is happening now!



Not convinced yet? Take a look at the water around your village. Plus who do you think mowed down hundreds of trees to give you a square golf course looking terrain? Obviously the space whale did this to fool you into thinking you are on a tropical island so every time someone asked how your village was you said "it is a magical place."

[Swimmer2k12]

This is beautiful

[jammer0816]

well....actually....your village is built on top of red clay. hundreds of thousands of troops die on these grounds every day. As their corpses decay and ooze into the ground...well...you see now where this is coming from right?

[Rhindle00]

well....actually....your village is built on top of red clay. hundreds of thousands of troops die on these grounds every day. As their corpses decay and ooze into the ground...well...you see now where this is coming from right?

your forgot the *drops mic*

[Echo006]

Oh yes, I remember this from Doctor Who. Series 5 episode 2

#FreeTheWhale

It's called a Star Whale. Also, one of my favourite monsters from Doctor Who, the smilers, were introduced in this episode. They are now commonly found around the forums --->

Sorry to the people who don't know what Doctor Who is, move on from this thread now

[Manyolo]

*Mind Blown*

[KINGofDEATH]

Didn't think my base was on a whale., and is my war base also on a whale

[joshthegreat83]

Love it. Gotta have some humor threads here and there to break up the string of the usual threads.

[Michaelyoda]

So where does the elixir come from? I kinda came here to find that out.

[MysticDalek]

So where does the elixir come from? I kinda came here to find that out.

Each time you tap your elixir extractor it extracts the plasma out of the star whale's blood and puts it into your storage mechanisms. If you extract enough plasma from it's blood the whale will die and your village will fall from the heavens and become inactive. The star whale corpse decays and a baby whale is born from it's astral energy and finds another village to fly with.