If You Succeed at Life, Come Succeed at Clash! - Level 4 Clan Heading to Greatness!
Clashers,
TL;DR version: We're a great clan with cool people. We are 24-5-4 over 87 days. You should join us.
We are Tyrants. So are 9000 or so other Clans. But we can overcome that! Let's work together here.
We have the yellow lightning bolt on the dark purple background.
Our Clan tag is #Y2CPCRVV - I bet no other clan has that tag!
About our Clan:
We are led by Joga Bonita, an experienced and helpful player. He has a well-developed and near-max TH9. And he has Dragon 4, which is sweet.
His Lieutenant is 4$$ Juicer, or AJ for short because his name is quite simply awkward. He is a recently advanced TH9, coming from a maxed TH 8. He is also a very experienced and helpful player.
Rounding out the Co-Leaders are Big Sam and Mobius.
Big Sam is a proper Englishman, so he is active at strange hours (although I imagine the hours are perfectly normal to him. I guess).
Mobius - well that's me, so I'm just going to say I try hard.
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New Member Qualities:
Our primary requirement is that you have a pulse. If you meet that criteria, continue reading. If not, please seek medical attention, since you should have a pulse.
If you use YOLO or NOOB on a semi-regular basis, please look for different tyrants. They won't be as cool as us, but that's your loss for using YOLO or NOOB.
We prefer active and mature members who aren't going to be a seagull all over the place. Active in Donates AND Requests, and communication with the other clan members.
If you're not a good player, this is the clan to be in for support, encouragement, advice, and improvement.
If you are a good player, this is the clan to be in for winning WAR.
If you're not a good player but cannot take criticism, please go seek validation from your mother. We don't get along with Special Little Snowflakes.
If you're not a good person, then please go play in traffic.
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Requirements for WAR:
We take all who are willing to work together as a team, improve, and follow instruction from the more experienced members. However, certain criteria must be met before new members can be included in WAR.
1) Must be ACTIVE. Donates and requests. Share good wins or embarrassing losses. Chat, say Hi, be a person.
2) Go Big or Go Home! Don't bring a BARCH to a Mass Drag fight, people. You'll learn early on what the minimum expectations are for each TH level. We WAR for 3 star victories, not Participation Ribbons.
3) Don't have TH 2 levels above your defenses. We don't want to give away 3 stars to our opponent.
