Your old clan was ♥♥♥♥ right? We've all been there. Looking in the mirror wondering "Is it me? Will I ever find a place that I belong? Will someone, in some clan finally understand what the hell I mean when I compare shampoo and conditioner while telling a swan to stop looking at me." My friend, welcome to The AdultPrime.
I formed AdultPrime to help fight the boredom of my day to day routine. And fight Decepticons. But mostly boredom. I was tired of jumping around from clan to clan to find a home, so decided to build my own. It will be a strong home of wood. Maybe some concrete. A window. Skylight. A SHRUBBERY! One that looks nice. Not too expensive. Maybe a second one next to it.....only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. What's this herring here for......
Where was I? Oh right, the ad.
We do war once a week (when we have enough members opted in), but please remember, we are just simple farmers. We are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. We need people that will say hi. Tell us stories of the outside world. Give us hope of a better tomorrow. Put an end to the injustice. Right the wrongs. End the tyranny. Restore the throne. Protect the forest. Introduce folk dancing. Demand a four-day workweek and health care for Saxons and Normans.
So...you still with me? Good. We are an adult (21+) clan and kids attention spans wouldn't allow them to read this far.
Now for the much needed info.
Please request to join via the game with the following information: · Age · That you are from the forum · The answer to The Ultimate Question
As I am recruiting for my small clan... I came across your thread... I must say your writing is brilliant . I love it! Best of luck to you and your clan. My thread is not near as creative...
DEEZCRAZYNUTZ NOW RECRUITING!
The fact is, when we strategise, coordinate, laugh, and play as a clan, we will WIN as a clan. We want the people who want that.
WE ARE:
Adult clashers having a fun, laugh out loud, never know what's coming outta someone's mouth, kind of silly WARRING CLAN. Organised, ambitious, active players with real lives. Inclusive - we want to include and value all input from members. Interested in constantly learning no matter what the level. Diverse and fun. There is strong language at times and adult humor most of the time. We have chatty people, quiet people, and sometimes rambunctious and obnoxious people lol.
YOU ARE:
A super cool, friendly, active, mature player who wants to contribute and be heard. Ready to war once a week. Able to donate. We’re addicted to that green button. Use both attacks or opt out. English speaker anywhere in the world. We’re currently based in USA.
A grownup (18+).
Come by and check us out! WE LOVE THIS GAME AND THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY IT.
