Face it- if you wanted "free co", you'd be in global right now.

[JenZ]

(When you read the following sentence, you need to think over-exaggerated infomercial-- ya know, the "BUT WAIT!!!" type in order to get the full effect.)

Tired of the repetitive "join", "join", "join" messages, promises for "free co", and 9 year olds asking "any gurls on" non-stop in global?

Agenda is an adult clan that's been around the block a time or two. (Not to sound like a complete nerd, but "Agenda: Established September 2013"-- K.... so much for not sounding nerdy....)

Anyway...


SOCIAL: We're diverse -we have people from all over, ranging in age from 20s-50s, male and female. A melting pot for controversy, but we make it fun.

WAR**: We do back-to-back war. There's a process-- so don't join if you like flying by the seat of your pants without learning our process. You #$%& up= We lose wars. We lose wars and it's not looking so great for you.

That being said, we're not one of those snobby, uptight adult clans. We are very entertaining and even inappropriate at times (Now you can't say you haven't been warned!). Ya gotta go with the flow, have thick skin, and be prepared to dish it right back if you want to stick around.

(**If you're not cool with that kind of pressure with war, you could always opt out of war or observe your first one. I'm saying this because I'm the nice one in the clan... shhh...don't tell the others!)

If this sounds like the clan you've been looking for, please get creative with your 'request to join' message (or you could be boring and mention you saw this forum post). Mostly, we want to be able to easily separate you from the global garbage.

[BryanGeorge75]

Jenz is among my favorite all-time humans, and I haven't met her in real life. so believe me when I say, she is telling the truth.

She is so Ho-hum about describing the clan, as if it's no big deal and like she kinda doesn't really care whether you join with laxadasical half smile. And yet, you can tell just be reading that she truly cares about you. Yes, you. She is a nurturing, loving, giving, caring, upstanding, outstanding, loyal, obliging humanoid. And she isn't even the leader! (She is the leader, but sometimes she takes a vacation to solicit supercell to give Agenda special favors, like 300,000 free gems, or her most recent win, 0-second troop training.)

You are probably an downright obnoxious a$s if you are still reading, so maybe you will fit in. But we are such and old clan that nobody even cares either way. So when you join you will probably be kicked out, and just for our own amusement. Sad, we are adults, and this is how we use our time. I should be exercising.

I'm obese.

Also I should warn you about my inclination to speak in long lists, rants, stories, parables, and nonsensical clan mails, but most people ignore it.

Yet, you do not ignore it...hmmm

So I guess what that means is the train doesn't stop at the tele. And no amount of toothpaste will wash out the shadow of the Christmas presents. How does that make you a cookie? Gdi, it doesn't, not even close! If you wanted a cookie why didn't you get one from the man on the platform? He had a tophat and a cane, and was whiter than Toby's sunshine. Icelandic metal is usually aluminum, but the fish don't fill Wikipedia with enough plans to frame a pelican. Pizza is good in this clan and rootbeer is not allowed unless it's diet...we encourage cola, preferably coca cola because they did that ad with people singing about Merica in their own language, awesome, lifer now for good, unless there's a deal on tampons (the product, not the dark haired girl who is raising the boy named Hal).

No secret meanings, other than balls are made for soccer and the ladies are always welcome as long as they are adult and willing to be hot by getting stars in war attacks.

Read jenz's other posts. You will waste time, but it will be good practice for English skills and learning from the greatest recruiter the online world has ever seen.

Hasta Luego muchacha y muchachas, (boo is of Cuban origin, but ausep is Crankie and mostly Colombian, we sometimes speak Spanish but only because we love Mexicans...we I love Mexicans, and tamp does too, but she missed our meet up and I won't be back in her state for a while and I had and empty hotel room with two double beds so she would got a good sleep and her family coulda come too if they wanted too because I'm a nice guy.)

I have been typing so long I got logged out automatically. Town hall eleven!! Yes 11!! But when? Idk who cares, yall didn't max out before upgrading to 10, so you're unequal to Wendy and other Asians too, and let's all just be patient for goodness sake. Take your time, spend a year or so working on walls. So after I logged back in I had to type all this over again and that took a while, except this message is an upgrade. It has special key words to pick up searches, like new hero, free gold, ♥♥♥♥, supercell, and Charlie's Angels...free free free

[JenZ]

Well said?? Haha... Bryan is quite the character and while I discourage his nonsensical ramblings, his lists are out of this world! He should be a writer.Haven't you read enough, come check us out!