I'm going to divorce my wife

[wiselobster]

"" has 10 characters.

this is awsome. thanks

[charizzle]

how about the 10 char ?

Well all the emojis are actually stuff spelled out with two colons on each end. :face palm: (without the space) is ten characters.

[himanshu440]

Lol

[Nordic71185]

I found an online forum or something for spouses of addicted CoC players once. It is sad when you do nothing else, and ignore life for a game, or anything else.

I'd reply to this but, my troops are done brewing... got to attack... you understand... right

[hhggff]

For the ones who are to lazy to go find the content of Holps link :

Like i said earlier, i have no problem with the lady. She plays coc, me too. But we know our boundaries. I've been a gamer for my whole. Never let games affected my social life before, and never will. Ever play monster hunter? It is more time consuming than coc. But i turned out fine. Manage to keep my job, my wife and son. Cheers

[hhggff]

Thought it was a spam bot giving its divorce problem solution!
Glad it wasn't, got a laugh.

Oh my god. A mod replied to my thread. Do i get a cookies?

[Micheallo]

Oh my god. A mod replied to my thread. Do i get a cookies?

Your computer gets cookies

[Superfinch30]

That article is some seriously heavy stuff.

Don't know whether to show that to the wife in the hope she realises it could be worse, but would probably think that's me anyway.

Least I don't spend all my money. (Haven't got any).

She doesn't realise that I don't ignore the kids, but there is only so much an adult can absorb of an 8 year old's 4 hour lecture on the virtues of minecraft, Pokemon, and the dead bird they found outside.

[TheGurgeMan]

Just saying, if I was married, that is all it would take

[Holps]

That article is some seriously heavy stuff.

Don't know whether to show that to the wife in the hope she realises it could be worse, but would probably think that's me anyway.

Least I don't spend all my money. (Haven't got any).

She doesn't realise that I don't ignore the kids, but there is only so much an adult can absorb of an 8 year old's 4 hour lecture on the virtues of minecraft, Pokemon, and the dead bird they found outside.

Dude,
at least you haven't been given daily updates on Fallout 4 when the bloody game isn't even out for weeks! My son delivers several daily bulletins on the latest rumour, tweak,character leak, spoiler, map peek and anything else remotely related to the thing! I feel like i've finished it three times already!