Sorry, I am a bit offended.

You told me to turn this troop into something else, which is rude. I don't believe sasquish is a word, unless you meant sasquatch or yeti for the freeze defenses idea.
I made it clear within the thread to post why you don't think something will work, you'll see a lot has changed with this idea since I introduced it. For now, after the update, I believe stats are a unnecessity since the community is searching for balanced concepts for ideas. It's so difficult to balance it all on my own since so many would disagree upon one thing, and others on another; and some of the stats kinda depend on one another. If it's stats you're worried about, don't worry about it.