If the AI in the game were realistic....

[IceKnight144]

**Disclaimer: The following is comedy. I'm not an idiot. (Okay, maybe...)




Troops would be able to CLIMB OVER walls.

Then if the walls were too high to climb, how can troops like archers and wizards shoot OVER the walls?

Speaking of archers, shouldn't archer towers with multiple archers on top be able to shoot in DIFFERENT directions at once?

Speaking of defenses, why can't I buy more than the max at my town hall?

Is the manufacturer that makes defenses defunct until I upgrade my town hall?

Speaking of town halls, why do all of my villagers and builders go hide inside of it when it's being SNIPED?

And if this game is based upon the Middle Ages, where are the HORSES, KNIGHTS, etc.?

How come wall breakers can do 40x damage on walls, when it seems much easier to blow up something that has less hit points.

Like seriously, I think a bomb that big could at least blow up an archer tower or two.

Why can I only put 50 people in my clan?

psh, I can probably fit more into my own town hall, plus the villagers and builders when I get attacked.

How can everyone in my clan communicate through such high speed messaging?

Again, since this game is based upon the Middle Ages, pigeon mail sound more realistic.

That makes for much slower chat.




Please keep comments POSITIVE. And yes, I know, I'm not that stupid. This was strictly comedy based, if you didn't ENJOY it, just please go somewhere else.

Thank you

-Ice

[iPromise]

You would think that Dragons don't take up too much space...

If anything, they should subtract space because they give shade...

[DarkestUniverse]

240 spaces for air and 240 spaces for ground because they take up different layers of the camp, actually how about infinite air spaces since they can just go up infinitely? 3000 dragon attack here i come

[JKL2207]

Self preservation angle:

• Defences would shoot targets that are attacking it
• Troops would target things that are attacking it
• once a trap is tripped up other troops should veer away from it
• ranged defence troops would hide behind walls and shoot rather than go to their enemies

Chess or actual battle:

• Killing the opposition BK would ensure an instant victory

Misc:

• Barbarians would go straight to the TH once the defences and enemy forces were down to .... uh do something with the villagers
• Hogriders would eat their hogs to regain lost HP (basically all video games where eating something restores HP)
• Goblins would steal loot but would keep it to itself
• Troops should be able to jump over walls, if villagers, builders, and defending troops and heroes can...
• Cannons would pierce through troops and at least stun if not knock back a target
• Lava and zap walls should damage units touching it

[12gunner]

Giants and golems should be able to crush just about anything not reinforced by 10 tons of metal due to their size.

Bombs should explode the second they are built because they somehow come with the fuse lit.

What's stopping the witches from raising an infinite amount of skeletons, and anything else around her for that matter, I would love to see a skeletal hog rider!

How can 22 balloons all attack the same target? You'd think they would all bump into eachother.

Why do cc troops throw themselves at the enemy? If I were an archer I'd retreat behind a wall if the enemy was closing in.

Xbows have quite a spread when it comes to attacking, surely whatever it's targeting would only take a few shots, and what about the troops behind it? How are they not getting hit?

There's plenty more but that's all I could think of at the moment

[MysteriousR]

IMO, If AI would be realistic your troops would run for their lives instead of fighting for you just so you can get other's gold

[Micheallo]

Well for starters troops should be wearing armour since they are going into war

Inferno towers should instantly burn troops since it is lava

Buildings shouldn't be rebuilt instantly if they take days to be built the first time

When Bob upgrades glass containers they should break

The troops should be born in a hospital not a barrack

[SirBlake]

With a beach being in the vicinity, you'd think the villagers would spend some time there.. topping up their tan, medieval surfing etc.

Or probably a small port with a few boats to go fishing.

[Holps]

If AI was real -
1 - All Italian clans would run away
2 - All French clans would surrender
3 - All Swiss clans would look after the German clans gold that they stole from the Greek clans.
4 - Chinese clans would have a billion attack troops
5 - Everyone would hate American clans who wouldn't care
6 - English Clans would act as though we ruled the world still when actually we only own a little bit of North London and South Wales.
7 - All the African Clans would be trying to get into the European clans on the back of dragons.

I think that should be enough stereotypes to get me banned..

PS- It's a joke....well mostly...except the bit about the French..

[Superfinch30]

Awesome, although your prophecy may come true.