Page 21 of 58 FirstFirst ... 11192021222331 ... LastLast
Results 201 to 210 of 573

Thread: Chat n Chill – Adult Clashers Kicking Butt & Having Fun!

  1. #201
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterD2 View Post
    A large and very loud American goes into a pub in Glasgow.

    "I hear all you Scots people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big booming voice, "Now you folks just don't know what hard drinking is! Why I'll wager a bet with any man to drink 20 shots of whisky one after the other and give you 500 dollars if you can do it."

    No one takes up the challenge. One guy even leaves.

    The American says "Well, there you go, sure proves my point!". A few minutes later the guy who left comes in and says "Hey Big Man, is that bet still on?"

    "Sure as hell is!" and he orders a line up of 20 glasses of whisky. The man runs along the bar, grabbing each glass and throwing back the contents, to huge cheers and the astonishment of the American. The American of course tries to do it as well, but can't pass the 17th, so he gives the guy the 500 dollars.

    "Tell me," asks the American, "where did you go before you came back in again?"

    "I went to another pub just to make sure I could do it"
    So if I'm Scottish American, I can drink myself under the table? 😂
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  2. #202
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Oxymoron Bump

    Happy Monday!😝

    Tired of trying to find the right clan fit? Look no further! We're looking for active, fun, chill mates of any level to join us!

    Apply in game with a custom join request that includes your age, or a creative way to describe it. Any questions, just let us know! Looking forward to meeting you!

    Best,

    Andie
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  3. #203
    Centennial Club PeterD2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    106

    Overheard at the pharmacy

    A lady visiting a pharmacy asks the male pharmacist

    "Do you have Viagra?"

    "Yes" he answered.

    She asked "Does it work?"

    "Yes" he answered.

    She asked "Can you get it over the counter?"

    "I can, if I take two" he answered.
    Last edited by PeterD2; May 4th, 2016 at 03:44 AM.
    Join us here . Mention this forum and your age (21+ only please) in your request.

  4. #204
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Time to Have Fun Again

    Hooray for the update! Come on over and tell us what you think! I'm loving the shortened cook time for valks - making walls my ♥♥♥♥♥ today!

    Join us in game with a customized message that includes your age or a creative way to describe it.

    Looking forward to meeting you!

    Best,

    Andie
    Last edited by andieinaz; May 8th, 2016 at 03:52 PM.
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  5. #205
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Happy Mother's Day Bump!

    🌸 Happy Mother's Day to all of our Chat n Chill Moms! 🌺

    And Happy Mother's Day to all of the awesome mom clashers out there too! Hope your day is full of love, laughter, and lots of loot! 🙌
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  6. #206
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Not Monday

    Happy OMG it's not Monday anymore bump!

    Are you looking for your forever home? Come on over! Looking forward to meeting you!

    Best,

    Andrea

    P.S. Don't forget to customize your join request per our clan description. 🙌
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  7. #207
    Centennial Club PeterD2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    106

    German athletes

    I was walking across an athletics track yesterday and I saw this guy with a long thin tube over his shoulder, so I said "Are you a pole vaulter?"


    He said "No, I'm German and how did you know my name?"
    Join us here . Mention this forum and your age (21+ only please) in your request.

  8. #208
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Cool Let it go

    No, I'm not about to start singing the song from Frozen. Although it is stuck in my head now. I meant let it go, when trying to decide whether or not to stay in your dead clan. No need, when you have new, chill friends waiting to meet you!

    Please join us in game w/a customized message that includes your age. Or get creative describing it! Any questions, let us know!

    Best,

    Andie
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  9. #209
    Super Member andieinaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Here. I'm right here.
    Posts
    888

    Everyone Take a Deep Breath

    Hey, there's an update? Did you hear?

    Don't freak over the unknown. Come on over and let's figure out this latest update together.

    Apply in game with a creative way to describe your age. Looking forward to meeting you!

    Best,

    Andie
    Last edited by andieinaz; May 17th, 2016 at 01:25 PM.
    Leader, Chat n Chill #PVGQVYL0
    Looking for a few Chill Warriors

  10. #210
    Senior Member Square's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    250
    Right, because freaking over the unknown is about as helpful as showing up for an interview with the remains of your sushi lunch dangling between your teeth.

    Of course, if Andie's the one interviewing you..

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •