So, we are opening our doors to do some recruiting...its that time again where we want to increase our numbers a bit. Are you a good fit for us? Are we the clan you've been looking for? Keep reading to find out a bit more....
ok...so why would you want to join our clan? Because we are awesome of course! I know...that's what all the clans say...but we really mean it! We currently have a solid 35 in our clan and would like to add several more. We are extremely active to the point that some complain they don't get any raiding done because they cant resist our fun banter! When someone does pull themselves away to raid the donation requests fill up so quick at times you can't even read the names of those donating. We have all levels of players in our clan...140 on down. We like to watch people grow with us and we have so many people that are there to offer advice it's amazing. We win our wars because we work as a team...we strategize and the buzz on war day is insane! Overall, we just have a very well rounded amazing group that we are willing to grow by adding the right people to our mix.
what makes you the right people? You can withstand the "Locash method" of recruiting once you've joined the clan. Don't be afraid when he asks where you're from or for a DNA sample...he's really a swell guy! (Ps...Locash has a thing for water signs...if you put that in your request he might go easy on you!). You keep a tidy lawn...ES has some issues with messy bases and has been known to file complaints with the clan association!!! You know quotes from movies...people tend to throw quotes around the clan chat and honestly...I'm at a loss most times but hey...if you know what they're talking about the better for you! You like to chat...because if you join and don't chat then we may have to make up stories about your background and we all swear the last two guys were in the witness protection program for witnessing some crime or other. You have a sense of humor because otherwise you'll just think we are a bunch of crazy people. You're mature...in age at least. Because not all of us act mature all of the time!
Did you read all this? Then that means we are off to a good start!
we do have an official recruitment thread...here.... http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...one-package%21. You can comment there after you read through it or here. Or you can request in game and if you have a really witty request we might just let you in! But hurry...spaces are limited!!!! Mention the forum in your request as well so we don't think you're a spy from the opposing clan we may be currently warring with!!!
Our clans an name is Port and Cheese! But be warned...sometimes it gets extra cheesy in the clan chat!!! Hope to find some of the "right people" to come join us!




