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    A juggler walks into a doctors office.

    Doc: What brings you in today?
    Juggler: I can't stop throwing up


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    I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people wont understand.


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    Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    A: Because she will Let it go.


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    You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.


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    Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
    A: The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup!


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    Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    A: Never mind, it's over your head!


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    Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
    Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
    Teacher: Where's the p?
    Boy: "Half way down my leg."


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    Q. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

    A. Because they're dead.


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    I was walking down the street the today and someone threw a shamrock at me. Turns out it was a real rock.


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    I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.


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