Tired of the daycare scene? Want some adult peeps to war with? Then come to KG
Come one, come all, to the fiercest, craziest, funkiest clan of them all! We don't wipe any asses here! We are looking for a few more adult clansmen to round out our team of warriors. Join us where the beer flows like, well....BEER!! We've got the nastiest witches in the realm and our giants will rock the very foundations of what you thought it meant to belong in a clan! We are approaching our 100th war victory and are simply tired of the wimps, whiners, and wannabes that can't fight, don't donate, complain about not getting "co" after being here for 5 minutes, or just plain suck!! You can rely on friendly chat, max troops, tons of donations, back to back wars, and all the bacon our hog-riders can dish up!! Join Kingdom Guard today, or else our max dragons may singe the hair off your nuts in the next war!
You will be expected to log on daily or every other day at least. You will be expected to donate in war and out of war. You will be expected to use both attacks during wartime. You will be expected to practice strategy and farm during peacetime. You will be expected to not upgrade your TH until the rest of your base is upgraded entirely as it affects war opponent drawings. You will be expected to keep the foul language to a minimum. Any profanity better be tasteful and warranted. Men and women welcome! Stop on by Kingdom Guard and see Derek the Red, Oldparrscotch, Wolfman, or Scrat. SEE ATTACHMENT!!
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Last edited by Wolfman1999; May 21st, 2015 at 12:25 PM.
