Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[SirBlake]

Add 'Clippy' from Microsoft Office.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant

He could offer 'help' when you're about to attack in war etc..

It looks like you're about to attack.
Would you like help?
* Get help using Goblins
* Get help to change user name
* Just attack without help

[iceageg]

New Hero: X-Wife

Build time = Variable, depending on how full your storages are
Training time = None, can't be trained or upgraded
Cost = Half of everything
Hero special ability = Spawns in-laws and causes you to want to end your own battle prematurely

If she dies in combat it is assumed to be your fault. You loose everything and are banned for 25 years to life.

[Bockerijder]

Wallbreakers that run on a springtrap should explode in the air and if there is a flying enemy troop nearby he gets damaged

[Bockerijder]

New Hero: X-Wife

Build time = Variable, depending on how full your storages are
Training time = None, can't be trained or upgraded
Cost = Half of everything
Hero special ability = Spawns in-laws and causes you to want to end your own battle prematurely

If she dies in combat it is assumed to be your fault. You loose everything and are banned for 25 years to life.

Just too funny

[Bockerijder]

The easter bunny! At the moment someone deploys troops in your village a Easter bunny appears and start hiding easter eggs.
Attacking troops notice the bunny and start searching for eggs and forget about attacking.
Wizards and archers on the towers are laughing so hard that they fall off their tower.
The troop that found most eggs survive after the battle

[Tmoss1125]

Add 'Clippy' from Microsoft Office.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant

He could offer 'help' when you're about to attack in war etc..

It looks like you're about to attack.
Would you like help?
* Get help using Goblins
* Get help to change user name
* Just attack without help

New Hero: X-Wife

Build time = Variable, depending on how full your storages are
Training time = None, can't be trained or upgraded
Cost = Half of everything
Hero special ability = Spawns in-laws and causes you to want to end your own battle prematurely

If she dies in combat it is assumed to be your fault. You loose everything and are banned for 25 years to life.

I like these two

[WarrenJames]

Quote that post then.

Heck no! :eek: There was a reason for deliberately not quoting it and trying to post fast to get the right spot.

I can't breathe...!

Hey, WarrenJames, is this the post that you were talking about?

... yes...

[BBCOC]

The hen from hay day would be summoned using 100000 dark elixir and it would.......... Do nothing

[iceageg]

Just too funny

I try to contribute. Even when my contributions are intentionally bad!

[Bockerijder]

When 2 clans had war and one of both has won the winning clan bases should be visited by a Fat lady that sings a victory song..... oh almost forgot the Fat Lady will sing for 1 hour and you cant turn off the sound.
And when you log off, you will still hear her sing.
And you cant turn off your device during that hour