Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[Bockerijder]

The Burger King!! The Burger King is sitting on his Mac Donalds Altar and eats Kentucky Fried Chicken pizza's from Domino's.
He is heavely overweight and every step he makes shakes the ground and knocks all troops, even your own, off their feet.
The shaking prevents defences to aim correctly
After walking 3 minutes everything that once stood upright is now rubble
Even the forrest around your village!!

After the attack you have the obligation to feed your King with his favorite food.
Fail to give him his favorite food and he will go on a rampage in your own village.

I cannot tell what his favorite food will be, that for every King something else.
You need to figure out what your Kings favorite meal is

[clannis]

When you type 'bigdaddy' in general you'll get a rocket launcher car.

[Bockerijder]

When you type 'bigdaddy' in general you'll get a rocket launcher car.

Nah Ill pass on this one dont want a bigdaddy to launch his rocket

[WarrenJames]

Anyone care if I make a post about the religious racism of the wall-breakers? If no one posts I will throw it up in 1 day.

Say what?!

I think that is a bit much for here. I wouldn't mind it personally, but it should really be a 'family friendly' topic for a place like this. Could easily break forum rules.

[Theking8133]

Say what?!

I think that is a bit much for here. I wouldn't mind it personally, but it should really be a 'family friendly' topic for a place like this. Could easily break forum rules.

WOAH HOW DID YOU DO THAT? You quoted an idea that isn't even here... Impossible...

[Bockerijder]

WOAH HOW DID YOU DO THAT? You quoted an idea that isn't even here... Impossible...

He used my time traveller spell,

[WarrenJames]

He used my time traveller spell,

I used Internet. Once on the Internet, it can't be fully removed from the Internet.

So be careful what you leave out there.

[Garithos]

Clash be logical

Archer Queen wouldn't stop shooting at walls when unneccessary.
Troops that don't die would come back
there would be trekking time to go to the next village (maybe a month)
you would need some type of container to take resources back.
many defences would still work while upgrading (painting wizard tower shouldn't stop wizard from shooting fire at troops.)
Buildings need to be repaired
more buildings like moats, spikes, seige towers would be possible.
natural disasters can occur occasionally and destroy everything
buildings cannot be rearranged because they need their foundations to move.
balloons and archers would run out of ammo
At least one troop has to survive to bring the resources back
the more troops left, the shorter the trekking time back.
enemy cc troops could attack said container to get the resources back
shooting at a elixir or dark elixir storage would make all the elixr and dark elixir spill into the ground if not caught properly
troops would take at least 20 years to train
you would have to have farms and such to feed your villagers.
once you have been raided, it might take months to repair everything.
shields wouldn't exist
Troops would be smart and avoid the areas where they could die from archer towers, etc.
Gem boxes wouldn't exist
trees and bushes would take decades to grow
Global wouldn't be possible
spells would require a troop to go in and place it (potentially dying)
upgraded pumps and mines will drain the resources
walls would have gates to accommodate for people moving around.
eventually there will be no resources and we will have to resort to buying resources with gems
spells would be coloured according to their spell factory colour
heroes wouldn't need to be hammered to get upgraded
heroes would just have to drink d. Elixir and get upgraded instantaneously
builders would have to have different materials not just a magic hammer
spells dropped like they are now who hit people on the head.
villagers wouldn't run to the town hall when it is being attacked.
villagers wouldn't disappear when town hall is destroyed
mortars and other splash defences would hurt the defending troops and heroes too.
projectiles that pass thought things (like cannonballs through walls) should stop at the first obstacle and damage that
you need to train some sort of person to operate the autonomous defences
if enemy kills the operator or the archer on the tower, the thing is useless.
it would be impossible to have green grass after a raid until you water me.
grass would need watering
people would have different terrains in their base layout.
Adding a firework wouldnt take 8 days
especially if it is the same firework that took 6 days to add previously
goblins wouldn't exist
giants of that size and immunity wouldn't exist
skeletons running around with bombs wouldn't exist
skeletons flying around with bombs wouldn't exist
large healing angels wouldn't exist
fire-breathing European flying dragons wouldn't exist
robot samurai knight things wouldn't exist
dark flying little creatures wouldn't exist
hog riding hammer wielding men wouldn't exist
animated piles of rock wouldn't exist
undead women summoning animated skeletons wouldn't exist
fiery flying dogs wouldn't exist.
flying troops (except balloons) could go to the ground and avoid air defences when the time is right.
the wizards on top of wizard towers would shout "you shall not pass"
Normal wizards would shout "Storm and Fire heed my call"
Barbarians would scream war cries
Archers would aim for the head and 1HKO many troops.
Giants would receive damage an be reluctant to attack spiked walls
Witches would scream "you will be my minions in the end"
When "You" touches the army camp with a hogrider, the hogrider would scream "Did someone say hogrider?"
Heroes would be much more OP
Walls would be much higher to prevent jumping (defence troops can't jump)
Teslas and lvl 11 walls wouldn't work, because at the time period clash is in, electricity hadntbeen harnessed.
loot penalty wouldn't exist
Villagers need toilets and beds
troops would be able to leap over walls at all times like they can when defending
defending troops wouldn't be able to jump that much (unless hog rider) (yea, just contradicted myself)
civilians wouldn't be divided by gender (boys live in huts, girls live in the town hall)
there would be pets everywhere
farm animals would exist
fully trained army wouldn't run off when the base is being attacked
"You" would have an avatar that walks around giving orders.
Troops can only be deployed from the forest around a base.
Only toops close to "You" would get orders to do something.
If "you" gets killed, the game blacks out and you have to restart.
villagers who are unhappy with "You"'s rule might revolt and overthrow "You"
Clash would be a horrible game

[SlackerKing]

Auto 3 star win button when attacking....did i do this correctly.

[BarbarianMilitia]

There should be a feature in the game where if you zap someone's dark elixir with three or more lightning spells, you automatically steal all of the dark elixir in the storage! No more will people whine about their dark elixir being zapped, because they will be zapping too. Even though zapping storages is unacceptable to some people, I honestly don't think anyone would turn down a profit of 100,000 or more dark elixir. Heroes galore!!!

This fixes:
1. People whining on the forums
2. No grinding for heroes, and you don't need gems either! (Shout-out to Supercell)

Support is highly appreciated.