Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[rReuven]

New troop: Trolls.

Every time someone makes a troll post on the forums, they get a troll troop in their clan castle that cannot be removed. When the player deploys the clan castle troops, the trolls turn on them!

omfg genius, i want it 10/10

[charizzle]

Now you can protect all your precious loot! But how would I do that you might ask, I already have walls and defenses? Well forget about those noob methods of defense and move up to the 21st century! Why protect your loot with destructable walls and other disposable things, when you can insure it!

How it works: The insuranse agent does not attack, nor defend, but protects your loot with the power of a contract.
Cost to make: 50000 DE
Max level: 1
Cost to insure: To insure a type of loot, you must pay a 500000 (gold or elixir), or 10000 (DE) premium (the premium cost varies depending on how much you want to insure) with a weekly renewal fee of 75000 (gold or elixir) or 1000 (DE). The loot type you pay is the loot type that gets insured, and you can insure more than one loot type at a time.
What does insuring your loot do?: Well depending on how much loot you lose in a raid, if you have that loot type insured, then a certain percentage (depends on the premium you paid) is covered by the Insurance Agent, and you don't lose that loot. The attacker of course still runs off with it, but you don't have to pay for some of that loot. It gets protected with insurance!
Additional features: You can choose to pay a small fee of gold to reduce the fee of all trap rearming. This will also have a weekly renewal. Or pay some gold and a renewal to reduce the cost of nesting!

Any insurance you buy can be cancelled if you so choose, but if you wish to re-purchase it, you will have to pay the premium again.

Please add this hero supercell. It will be the best addition ever to clash of clans.

[iceageg]

Now you can protect all your precious loot! But how would I do that you might ask, I already have walls and defenses? Well forget about those noob methods of defense and move up to the 21st century! Why protect your loot with destructable walls and other disposable things, when you can insure it!

How it works: The insuranse agent does not attack, nor defend, but protects your loot with the power of a contract.
Cost to make: 50000 DE
Max level: 1
Cost to insure: To insure a type of loot, you must pay a 500000 (gold or elixir), or 10000 (DE) premium (the premium cost varies depending on how much you want to insure) with a weekly renewal fee of 75000 (gold or elixir) or 1000 (DE). The loot type you pay is the loot type that gets insured, and you can insure more than one loot type at a time.
What does insuring your loot do?: Well depending on how much loot you lose in a raid, if you have that loot type insured, then a certain percentage (depends on the premium you paid) is covered by the Insurance Agent, and you don't lose that loot. The attacker of course still runs off with it, but you don't have to pay for some of that loot. It gets protected with insurance!
Additional features: You can choose to pay a small fee of gold to reduce the fee of all trap rearming. This will also have a weekly renewal. Or pay some gold and a renewal to reduce the cost of nesting!

Any insurance you buy can be cancelled if you so choose, but if you wish to re-purchase it, you will have to pay the premium again.

Please add this hero supercell. It will be the best addition ever to clash of clans.

Wait a minute . . . are you talking about a Farmers Insurance Agent!?!?!? BUM BA BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMMM!!! I guess trophy pushers who Progress through the game can get Flo instead??? Zappers get Mayhem??? I like this better than my X-Wife hero idea.

[Bockerijder]

Now you can protect all your precious loot! But how would I do that you might ask, I already have walls and defenses? Well forget about those noob methods of defense and move up to the 21st century! Why protect your loot with destructable walls and other disposable things, when you can insure it!

How it works: The insuranse agent does not attack, nor defend, but protects your loot with the power of a contract.
Cost to make: 50000 DE
Max level: 1
Cost to insure: To insure a type of loot, you must pay a 500000 (gold or elixir), or 10000 (DE) premium (the premium cost varies depending on how much you want to insure) with a weekly renewal fee of 75000 (gold or elixir) or 1000 (DE). The loot type you pay is the loot type that gets insured, and you can insure more than one loot type at a time.
What does insuring your loot do?: Well depending on how much loot you lose in a raid, if you have that loot type insured, then a certain percentage (depends on the premium you paid) is covered by the Insurance Agent, and you don't lose that loot. The attacker of course still runs off with it, but you don't have to pay for some of that loot. It gets protected with insurance!
Additional features: You can choose to pay a small fee of gold to reduce the fee of all trap rearming. This will also have a weekly renewal. Or pay some gold and a renewal to reduce the cost of nesting!

Any insurance you buy can be cancelled if you so choose, but if you wish to re-purchase it, you will have to pay the premium again.

Please add this hero supercell. It will be the best addition ever to clash of clans.

I vote yes

[WarrenJames]

I've actually made the reference of getting loot from a defence win as almost like insurance (fraud)...

[Flight]

- Mix Clash of Clans and Hay Day into a single game of bacon, eggs and gore!
- Level 12 walls. Each upgrade costs your phone, your house, or a kidney.
- More realism: When a building or wall is destroyed, it has to be rebuilt. From scratch.
- You can now apply filters to your base and upload it directly to instagram.
- You can now have female barbarians, male archers, and both can be customized with terrific hairstyles.
- Liam Neeson is now available as a hero when you press the revenge button.
- Your phone will now ring loudly in case your base is being raided in the middle of the night.
- If you destroy 100% of a base in less than 30 seconds, it will be yours. Forever.
- If your base management is too poor, your villagers will riot against you.

[JHBaker]

This thread is probably one of the best things on the forums! It is so brilliant, it's lucky I already have a quoted sig, 'coz I wouldn't be able to decide whic h one of these posts to have! Absalutly brillaint, Made my day!

Anyway I might as well have a go...

new hero idea called chief...

he is a customisable avatar with 10X more attack a barbarian King and Like 20X more health. Too stop it being OP and make it realistic, if he is KOd in battle, SuperCell come round your house and you also get killed.

[dennisjm]

Could you please make it so when someone raids me I get a veto button if I don't like the resources they stole. I could push that and get my resources back.

[Lloopy14]

Add 'Clippy' from Microsoft Office.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant

He could offer 'help' when you're about to attack in war etc..

It looks like you're about to attack.
Would you like help?
* Get help using Goblins
* Get help to change user name
* Just attack without help

I definitely need this!

[Isaacium]

Clash of Clans Breeder!!! Breed new troops with this new building. Ex: Archer + Barbarian =Spearman!!! Hog Rider+Dragon=Dragon Rider!!!! Pekka+Lava hound=Pekka hound (ground troop that targets air defenses). And so forth.

• Breeder unlocked at Th3
• Costs 50000 gold
• Breeding costs the average of the amount to upgrade both troops to level 2
• Breeding averages the stats and housing space of the two troops.