Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[DARWINIANS]

When asking for Intentionality Terrible, I don't think the above post was what was originally in mind, even though it is in fact quite terrible.

Added Edit: Well... I'm on a new page. So much for that referenced location.

Quote that post then.

[DARWINIANS]

When struck, the Hero lets out a noxious brown gas. Nearby enemy troops flee the cloud in random directions, and their movement speed is cut in half for three seconds. Rate of fire for fixed defenses in the cloud is reduced by 20%

Upon reaching Level 5, the Farting Fat Guy Hero gains the ability to light his farts and inflict a high level of fire damage on a single target.

During his recharge time, the Farting Fat Guy sits at a table eating a bowl of beans.

I can't breathe...!

Hey, WarrenJames, is this the post that you were talking about?

[MrkSjr]

i have a new troop: the DOW.

the Destroyer of Worlds
-1 hp
-100 movespeed.
-favorite target OF archer tower
-cost is 200 000 dark Elixir
-training time is 1day
-heals all troops by 50 per second
-housing space is 200
-roams around the base
-flying troop

special abity:
-if this troop dies, the enemy base will instantly be 100% destroyed, giving the user x5 trophies and x5 loot. the village will be reset to th1, and every device with CoC in a 100 mile radius of any device containing the data of the village will have their CoC reset to th1 too.

-affected devices cannot make new CoC account anymore, meaning that people have to buy another device if they want to play CoC.

-if someone uses this troop in a war, their clan will instantly win with perfect stars and they will gain 5x xp.

-oh, last thing. if affected players have gems, all their gems will be converted to real money and added to the money of SC. \m/ xD

OFFENSIVE STRATEGIES: put this somewhere in the edge of the map to keep your troops being healed.

DEFENSIVE: make sure that archer towers cover everything in your base so they will take down the DOW quickly to stop troop healing.

SC please implement this

[Bockerijder]

Yes smurfs that kick the barbarians in the behind and makes the barbarians run after the smurfs, while defences shoot them

[nas]

Nuke.

Nuff said.

[tipui]

i suggest "the god spell".

the god spell have enough power to eliminate entire map in one touch in less than a fraction of second.

this is will be awesome

[Bockerijder]

Yes a new troop.... The jehovah witness. Takes 50 troops. He doesnt attack but after you raided a village you can send your Jehovah witness into the village and he will reform the troops of the opponent and make them refuse to take revenge or attack anyone else for a whole month.
Instead of attacking, your opponents troops try to reform others and get killed for it.
After being killed they become a healer and fly to heaven

[DARWINIANS]

Yes a new troop.... The jehovah witness. Takes 50 troops. He doesnt attack but after you raided a village you can send your Jehovah witness into the village and he will reform the troops of the opponent and make them refuse to take revenge or attack anyone else for a whole month.
Instead of attacking, your opponents troops try to reform others and get killed for it.
After being killed they become a healer and fly to heaven

A nice "intentionally terrible idea!"

[im2white]

Giant foam finger spell....
Cost 25000 dark elixir
what it does, when spell is dropped a giant foam finger that says "we're #1" falls on the enemy base, and all troops stop attacking and start fist pumping! Crappy club music plays and disco balls and lasers start up, upon further upgrades you also get a fog and bubble machine!

[DARWINIANS]

Giant foam finger spell....
Cost 25000 dark elixir
what it does, when spell is dropped a giant foam finger that says "we're #1" falls on the enemy base, and all troops stop attacking and start fist pumping! Crappy club music plays and disco balls and lasers start up, upon further upgrades you also get a fog and bubble machine!

How 'bout the defenses?