Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[Bockerijder]

Now you can make your own Genie in the bottle.
You dont throw the spell but rub the bottle and a Genie comes out to grant one wish.
It doesnt matter what you wish for, That your attack didnt went that bad, or that the zapper didnt take your DE, or your giantbomb didnt fail to kill that army of hogriders.
Even a new army or full storages when they are empty, the genie grants all your wishes, but only one per spell.
10000 gems, a new car and even courage to fight your school bully.
The Genie can fix all your little problems wuth the snap of his fingers
Spell cost: 10000 DE
Production time: 1 day
Duration time of the spell: as long as you wish to believe it

[DatHamster]

New Troop: Button

Description: It's a button of secrets! But we have leaked on what it does! It does.................. absolutely nothing...
Troop Type: Ground/Flying Hybrid
Hit Points: Disappointing
Damage Per Second: Makes babies look like professional body builders
Walking Speed: Bolted to the ground. (Has a propeller, never uses it)
Training Cost: $1.00 US
Training Time: Whenever the store has bread for 50% off! Gotta love those deals!
Housing Space: So low that it makes zeros cry.
Favorite Target: People's Screams (Preferably raged ones)
Damage Type: Questionable
Targets: Anything in its micrometer range
Ways of Use: To waste your time and money.

[Chroniclermata]

Well this is refreshing. Cheers me up/. I had started to not bother with the forum because it was the same stupid ruled out ideas over and over crowding out any hope for good ones and dare I say anything about it I was made out to be the athwhole for doing so. And I also gave up hope of a mod ever pitching in here.

So this is refreshing and fun. Something different. Bravo sir!!


How about the oft requested "Win' button. As each guy does his attack if it starts not going his way he goes to the corner and hits the win button so he wins anyways. What a great alternative to whining on the forum if something doesn't go your way in your attacks. Instead you just win. Also there is one on each war map so that if the war is ending with a tie at 100% and someone doesn't want that they hit the win button. And of course the other side also wins that way they don't have to come whining in the forum either. Everybody wins. What could possibly go wrong here?

Why not have the win button automatically activate when you start a battle? Or just when you open the app for the first time?

[MCBO55]

Costs:1000de
Train Time:1 day
Ability:
-shakes the ground causing troops and buildings to fall over into ravines
-there are 10 different magnitudes that judge the damage (the magnitudes are random)
-lava lines sometimes rupture causing fires
-if the magnitude is high enough it causes the earth to swallow the village
-when lava lines rupture sometimes a demon spawns and destroys the village
-sometimes the demon will hunt you down and murder you

[AnthonyVince]

Moo Lord: A giant cow of epicness.
-Unlimited Hp only weakness is teh Hydrogen Bomb, which can be stored in the clan castle for 8 mil of each and 200k de
-After 1 minute will summon an army of bulls to rampage over opponents village
- Bulls have 1 hp but do 9999 damage and can teleport.
-Summons over 9000 bulls (requires 1092347897598 GB processing speed to avoid damage to your phone, Don't worry it will come out in about 10 million years so only a short wait before your phone is in danger of exploding [can happen while viewing replays too])
Wallbreaker King: Oh wait! We already have one its called archer queen
Hydrogen bomb: Costs 8 mil each + 200k de
-wipes out all your opponents troops
-stored in cc (lvl 800)
-actually kills opponents heroes so he has to rebuy them
-Watch out! Having one of these in your cc can wipe out your own village randomly
Laser Kittens!
-Air troops, take up .01 housing space (max 24,000)
-Circle around village shooting lasers at defenses, can 1 shot anything
-required to be fed donuts and lollipops or they might destroy your troops
Reviews:
IGN: "11/10 m9, gr8 stuf u hav dere"
FaZe:"so mlg 9999/1 "
Loominardy:"nuuu 3mlg5me"

I can't stop laughing at this. Best post ever

[TheOneTheyCallSmasher]

I can already imagine some noob posting an actual idea here

[airbornes16]

The Boss is a new troop that takes 1 DE to train, takes up 1 housing space and takes 1 second to train. He would have 1,000,000,000 HP and would do 2,000 damage per hit. He moves 20 tiles per second and can jump walls. He also can summon spells at any moment in the battle. When he dies Mini-Bosses spawn in (20) and they have the same stats as him. He would be able to fly as well if the player chooses.

also new spell-

NUKE IN CLASH

You just drop it and the whole village is completely destroyed FOREVER! The player actually has to restart the game.

Cost - 20 Elixer
Training Time- 20 years.

[FighterBarb]

Turn everything into clash into blocks and make it a survival game.

[arpz2004]

Lightning spells now to 100x damage to de storage

[MCBO55]

DPS:1000000
Defense Type:Splash
Cost:-1000 de
Description:Whenever activated it shoots ear piercing causing everything to explode