Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

[SilverScorpion777]

Moo Lord: A giant cow of epicness.
-Unlimited Hp only weakness is teh Hydrogen Bomb, which can be stored in the clan castle for 8 mil of each and 200k de
-After 1 minute will summon an army of bulls to rampage over opponents village
- Bulls have 1 hp but do 9999 damage and can teleport.
-Summons over 9000 bulls (requires 1092347897598 GB processing speed to avoid damage to your phone, Don't worry it will come out in about 10 million years so only a short wait before your phone is in danger of exploding [can happen while viewing replays too])
Wallbreaker King: Oh wait! We already have one its called archer queen
Hydrogen bomb: Costs 8 mil each + 200k de
-wipes out all your opponents troops
-stored in cc (lvl 800)
-actually kills opponents heroes so he has to rebuy them
-Watch out! Having one of these in your cc can wipe out your own village randomly
Laser Kittens!
-Air troops, take up .01 housing space (max 24,000)
-Circle around village shooting lasers at defenses, can 1 shot anything
-required to be fed donuts and lollipops or they might destroy your troops
Reviews:
IGN: "11/10 m9, gr8 stuf u hav dere"
FaZe:"so mlg 9999/1 "
Loominardy:"nuuu 3mlg5me"

[ArthasMenethil1]

Atomic Bomb of Mass Destruction


Completely destroys your enemy's village.Boom,Costs 11000000000000000000000000000000 gold and takes 500 days to complete.

[bob124]

Nerf spell that nerfs all, troops to one health and one damage

[Kowalski711]

Lightning rod
'Nuff said

[MrkSjr]

all humanlike troops should die in one hit from towers. like barbs, arch, gobs, wiz, hog, valk, witch. giants a little harder, pekka too, xbow should deal more damage to drags, lava hounds tougher, golems tuffest, like, 10 hits by cannons, cant be killed by archers.

oh, when raiding, we can kill builders when in range!!

[Bockerijder]

King Kong vs Predator

[WarrenJames]

Nerf spell that nerfs all, troops to one health and one damage

I beat you to it! But have to nerf that, since 1 HP and 1 DPS is really OP.

Nerf™ Spell! (need new name due to copyright)

Cast it on top of the most annoying area of the base and all affected are tuned into foam versions of themselves, reducing HP and DSP by 70%! Upgrades can get it up to 90%

[Bockerijder]

Why train your own troops when we can use the Hypnotic spell.
With this update you will see the troops on your victims base, throw a hypnotic spell on his full army camp and all troops in that particular camp will be under your command for 3 minutes.
No need to wait 1,5hour for your troops to be ready, No just use someone else his troops instead.
1 spell cost 200.000 PE and takes 5 minutes to cook,
This will be such an improvement to the game and worth 100 gems.
Plz implement and reward me SC

[MrkSjr]

Why train your own troops when we can use the Hypnotic spell.
With this update you will see the troops on your victims base, throw a hypnotic spell on his full army camp and all troops in that particular camp will be under your command for 3 minutes.
No need to wait 1,5hour for your troops to be ready, No just use someone else his troops instead.
1 spell cost 200.000 PE and takes 5 minutes to cook,
This will be such an improvement to the game and worth 100 gems.
Plz implement and reward me SC

and then you find out that guy trained wallbreakers

[Bockerijder]

and then you find out that guy trained wallbreakers

Because the wallbreakers belong in that village they can jump the walls and will target TH instead and still they do the 40x damage