Anyone looking for a really good farming/war clan should really check Valkyrion out. My name is Battletoad and I joined about a month ago and these guys are great. They are really good at war without any of the elitist attitudes of so many other clans. Outside of war, it's just a fun group of people always willing to help and donate to help you farm and upgrade. We war twice a week. The clan has rattled off 14 wins in a row, and hasn't lost since I've been here.
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.”
“Oscar!” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”
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