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    Man behøver ikke at være tosset for at være her, men det vil helt sikkert få dig til at føle dig hjemme...

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    10 Facts About You:

    1. You're reading this now.
    2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
    4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
    5. You're checking now.
    6. You're smiling.
    7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
    9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
    10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
    11. You're enjoying this.
    12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

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    I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene.

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    War coming up!

    Only a few hours till we start the weekend war so you gotta be fast if you wanna be a part of our victory party ;-)

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    :-D

    I'm so happy to be in this clan. All awesome and positive ppl who care about each other. When we first started the clan it was my plan to stop playing as much as I did before, that's about the only down side... I'm not really able to bc I start miss the rest of the clan if I go just half a day without them.
    Definitely a clan for coc addicted ppl ;-)

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    Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
    He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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    A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That’s a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That’s nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"

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    cant touch this

    Since we formed in February of this year we have won 28 wars against tough opponents. Only lost 4 and that was befoe we got the best players in the game. This clan rocks with fun, helpfulness, knowledge, and commitment to excellence. Do you consider your self an elite player, then come join us, have fun, kick ♥♥♥, and be proud, look forward to meeting you, peace

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    Best guys and gals anywhere can be found here! We are a close knit group that love to hang out and love to win

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    A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

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