Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Only a few hours for prep day start...
Do you feel it too? I just love the excitement we share when there is found a match and ppl start talking about how to destroy a specific base in the smartest way possible.
And when war starts and our number one base player starts by 3 staring the enemy's number one base, and everybody starts to smell the victory...
If you wanna be a part of that, check out our requirements and come apply ;-)
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An 85 year old man goes to a doctor and begins to brag
Old Man - Doc, I'm 85 years old. My wife is a gorgeous 25 year old blonde and I got her pregnant! What do you think about that?
Doctor - I once knew an old man who was walking with his cane by a pond one day when he saw a beaver. He picked up his cane and pointed it like a shotgun at the beaver and said BANG! to which the beaver suddenly fell over dead. What do you think about that?
Old Man - I'd say someone else shot that beaver full of lead
Doctor - Exactly!
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