THE RED ROOM is an international, English speaking, ALL ADULT, organized clan seeking a few more members to round out our family. We are active and inappropriate. Cussing is routine. Lewd comments are encouraged. We are an adult clan, and you should expect some adult humor. This is not the clan to join with your teenage daughter. This is not the clan to join if you can't handle the occasional moob picture. This is not the clan to join if you cringe after googling "hot lunch." (You're welcome http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hot+lunch). This is not the clan to join if you rushed your base. This is not the clan to join if your boyfriend just broke up with you and you just need someone there to tell you you're beautiful. We are tight knit, sometimes rude, frequently obscene, rowdy group. You will know within ten minutes if you fit in or not.
We war back to back. All wars are optional; opt in and out as you please. If your spell factory or King/Queen are upgrading, we STRONGLY ENCOURAGE you to opt out. During war, you must make both attacks unless leadership approves otherwise. First attack is straight across within the first 12 hours, second attack is strategic.
We will accept members of any level, but we are mostly TH8-10. Everyone here is willing to learn from more experienced members and willing to teach less experienced. If you aren't open to advice, that's great, as long as you can get 6 stars each war. If you occasionally miss a star or two, you are expected to learn from others.
Outside of Clash, we communicate through Band. We use the app to discuss war strategy, share vacation pictures, and make fun of members who haven't downloaded it yet.
If you aren't easily offended and have been searching for an organized, strong, adult clan that allows you to openly discuss that one time in band camp, you might have found your home. Come say hello.
THE RED ROOM
Clan Tag: PL9VPPYP
Please mention this post in your request for a quick accept.
Last edited by philipm1980; August 18th, 2016 at 08:31 PM.
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Nice recruitment thread!!! If I were not in a similarly awesome clan already, I would join. You have inspired me to do my own recruitment thread, someday, maybe.