The next update speculation thread (it's not the "one and only")

[playitlikegabo]

Wouldn't be the first true leak. I think there's a 50% chance it's true, calling it now!

[Tchoa]

To get to the dark barracks, which is their preferred target.

Because Topless Valkyries inside, doing pole-dance.

[Jesper1986]

Can't wait for this update

[ChiefThomas]

lol I lost it when I saw Hog Riders do 4x damage to walls.

[007bond]

[QUOTE=vekool;4216548]Mod: "Hey Vekool! "Take this sheet. It contains a list of changes which we will be implementing in the next update. Make a forum post."
Me: "Why don't you do it yourself?"
Mod: "Too much nexting. My thumb has sprained - you write it down."

LIST:

1) BALANCING CHANGES

a) We understand that minions are too OP. We have seen the Lavaloonian raids and concluded that minions are what makes this game unbalanced. Hence minion HP is halved.

b) We also looked at a lot of Youtube videos and observed that the balloons are too fast. We have reduced their speed by half as well.

c) Another thing that we observed was that the Lava Hounds die to fast. It's a common complaint and we have heard your concerns. Lava Hounds will nave have thrice the amount of HP and will do 4x damage to AD's

Am I reading things properly? Or have you lost your head sir?

[vekool]

Am I reading things properly? Or have you lost your head sir?

[ecco88]

Why would wallbreakers jump over the walls?

To get to the other side - I couldn't resist.

[antimatter]

i thought this thread was legit.. until i saw the thing about balloons moving too fast

[Tickler]

This thread is AMAZING!!

[SnarfVader]

Thanks it's always good to break up the usual horrid mismatch threads with a thought provoker like this one. Made my day a little better. Cheers