Mod: "Hey Vekool! "Take this sheet. It contains a list of changes which we will be implementing in the next update. Make a forum post."
Me: "Why don't you do it yourself?"
Mod: "Too much nexting. My thumb has sprained - you write it down."
LIST:
1) BALANCING CHANGES
a) We understand that minions are too OP. We have seen the Lavaloonian raids and concluded that minions are what makes this game unbalanced. Hence minion HP is halved.
b) We also looked at a lot of Youtube videos and observed that the balloons are too fast. We have reduced their speed by half as well.
c) Another thing that we observed was that the Lava Hounds die to fast. It's a common complaint and we have heard your concerns. Lava Hounds will nave have thrice the amount of HP and will do 4x damage to AD's.
2) HERO CHANGES
a) We have fixed the AI of the King and Queen. They no longer hit walls unless absolutely necessary.
Me: "Hey! No one will believe this."
Mod: "Ok. Delete that."
b) Heroes will be available during CW.
Me:
Mod: "Ok! Ok! Delete this as well. Sigh!"
3) NEXTING CHANGES
We know you are all fed up of the "nexting costs". To alleviate this we have introduced a new item in the shop known as :
DRUM ROLL:
"BAG OF NEXT'S"
It costs 100 gems and using it once will make nexting free for 12 hrs.
4) MINOR TROOP CHANGES. THESE WONT AFFECT THE GAMEPLAY MUCH.
a) We have changed the gender of P.E.K.K.A., she is now a he.
b) Wall breakers now jump over walls.
c) Hog riders no longer jump over walls but do 4x damage to walls.
MORE CHANGES COMING SOON.................
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Too many negative threads these days. So let's have fun with some light-hearted humor.
Originally Posted by Glaxo
