I call on you to join our fight! We must take down the resistance!!
We need more Clan Mates to help us defeat all of the evil fascist empires that challenge us to a Clan War. If the sight of blood scares you, sending you weeping back to your mother, then our Clan is not for you. But if you get a spike of adrenaline from the excitement of pillaging yet another fallen clan then Join US you MUST.
We are only recruiting adults, so if you were born before the Clinton Era, please seek us out. And if you are a child who feels like lying about his age we have ways of sniffing you out and publicly shaming you.
It does not matter your level or experience, as we will mold you to become the best person you can be. We will break you down through weeks of intense training. By training I mean sarcasm and overly dramatic rants. You must have thick skin and wit as the TV Show Survivor was based on our Clan.
We are world-wide, thus someone is always on to help motivate you and donate to your personal causes. We encourage raiding smaller villages and stealing their loot. Their loss is YOUR GAIN!
You know I have already convinced you to join, now just DO IT. Come be a part of history as we pillage our way to the top CLAN in the world!
Clan Name: River Bend - Cause we are that awesome we can bend rivers.
Clan Tag: #2YCLPYVJ
