Hello SuperCell. My name is Sir, and I am a proud N i ge rian man, and I am outrage at the fact that my own nationality is censored from public view. I want to express my views as the prolific member of the ♥♥♥♥♥ian community, and it is censored. I demand the free rights that I have been rightfully promised in this "free world" you call America. Is this the kind of thing you want to do to me? I have a massive tumblr audience with my hilarious ♥♥♥♥♥ian textposts, and I will sic them on you! Dont cross me! Not only that, but whenever I need a good clan, it is censored. Am I not allowed to join InTheDark? As a town hall 6 1/2, this offends me GREATLY. This is selectiveness and segregation at its finest, and I thought that the amazing, beautiful people at SuperCell would not be among the people who usurp the rights of me, a ♥♥♥♥♥ian man. But I was wrong. Please sign this petition to help ♥♥♥♥♥ian people all around the world, as we claim our rightful place as equals among the oppressive Barbarians and Dragons! Thank you all, or Thank Y'all as you might say it.
Sir.
P.S This was a satirical article to get supercell to change the terrible censorship in global and on the forums. Any offence taken by my jokes was completely accidental and unintended. I used ♥♥♥♥♥ians as the race because they were censored and I thought that was dumb! thanks for reading!




