His special ability could be to wipe the map with a roll of Chuck Norris brand toilet paper. Unfortunately that brand was discontinued because Chuck Norris' TP wouldn't take ♥♥♥♥ from anybody. It would have fit in really well with this idea. Unicorn blood powered, hen tooth blasting Xbow it will have to be.Originally Posted by Hinkdad
Madmojo LVL 112/TH9 - Clan Leader - THE CHOSEN FEW
Cool idea -THE MESSAGE IS NOT TO SHORT NOW-Health: ∞
DPS: ∞
Training Cost: Tears of your foes
Special ability: Dropping Chuck Norris on any map results in a 4 star victory. If this battle takes place on a war map the enemy base is destroyed beyond repair and the player has to start over. The enemy clan automatically loses the war as well with all of their bases being flattened and three starred.
'Murica
Fun fact: Chuck Norris can compress a liquid.
Fun Fun fact: Chuck Norris killed time once (literally), he had to punch time in the throat to start it again. We all know this punch today as "The Big Bang".
Maybe he could play this after he rolls a village.
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I just saw Chuck Norris in an infomercial. he doesn't look so good anymore. Age is catching up to him a lot.
The guy he cannot beat is father time. (and Bruce Lee)
If everything angers you then you will spend your entire life being angry.
If everything pains you then you will spend your entire life in pain.
I agree with this guy, Chuck Norris isnt as badass as Father Time or Bruce Lee.. Bruce Lee was so badass that Father Time gave up his time sent him to the realm of legends.
In many ways Chuck was just in the right place at the right time to become internet legend. I agree that he wasn't the greatest but I do understand the pop culture icon that he has become.
Madmojo LVL 112/TH9 - Clan Leader - THE CHOSEN FEW
Chuck is still the man. Voldemort will not say his name.
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