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    Please add a "Chuck Norris" troop!

    Health: ∞
    DPS: ∞
    Training Cost: Tears of your foes

    Special ability: Dropping Chuck Norris on any map results in a 4 star victory. If this battle takes place on a war map the enemy base is destroyed beyond repair and the player has to start over. The enemy clan automatically loses the war as well with all of their bases being flattened and three starred.

    'Murica



    Fun fact: Chuck Norris can compress a liquid.

    Fun Fun fact: Chuck Norris killed time once (literally), he had to punch time in the throat to start it again. We all know this punch today as "The Big Bang".

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    I like your style. 😂😂

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    This guy...

    This is what we get in our clan chat...ALL THE TIME! Every. Single. Day.

    Crushing on Chuck Norris...from his mom's basement.



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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha... i want it!

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    Stupid..

    ¿Really you think will go Chuck Norris? It's game FANTASY AND NO REAL CHARACTERS, they can not put the person of a person who is DEAD in a game played by over 100 million people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaZeG1ooToK View Post
    ¿Really you think will go Chuck Norris? It's game FANTASY AND NO REAL CHARACTERS, they can not put the person of a person who is DEAD in a game played by over 100 million people.
    INORITE?!?!?

    What is this guy thinking!?!?! He's Ridiculous! Some people just don't think things through.



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    Quote Originally Posted by FaZeG1ooToK View Post
    ¿Really you think will go Chuck Norris? It's game FANTASY AND NO REAL CHARACTERS, they can not put the person of a person who is DEAD in a game played by over 100 million people.
    I am for real! How can you think this is dumb?

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    I figured this would get more attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaZeG1ooToK View Post
    . . . It's game FANTASY AND . . .
    OK . . . so instead of a machine gun he has an Xbow. Except instead of elixir it uses unicorn blood to propel hen's teeth that explode on impact with the fury of the sword of 1,000 truths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceageg View Post
    OK . . . so instead of a machine gun he has an Xbow. Except instead of elixir it uses unicorn blood to propel hen's teeth that explode on impact with the fury of the sword of 1,000 truths.
    FINALLY!!!!! Someone that gets it!

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