GRAY LIONS - A low pressure adult war clan

[SnoopyMCMLXVII]

Reason is the first casualty of emotion.

[SnoopyMCMLXVII]

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon.....from a landline.

[SnoopyMCMLXVII]

Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.

[SnoopyMCMLXVII]

What do people do with all the time they save by typing "k" instead of "ok" in texts?

[SnoopyMCMLXVII]

If two people love each other, nothing is impossible.....except deciding where to eat.

[bgcjones10]

I may not know karate, but I know crazy...and I'm not afraid to use it.

[bgcjones10]

I told my wife that husbands are like fine wine, they get better with age. The next day she locked my in the cellar.

[bgcjones10]

I know the voices in my head aren't real....but sometimes their ideas are totally awesome!

[bgcjones10]

To me, it’s always a good idea to carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?,” you can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”

[bgcjones10]

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect,' that way when I type it in wrong, my device tells me, 'your password is incorrect.'