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    Villigers

    Has anyone actually realized how scary it must be from a villagers perspective.Starting off as a small little village where at most you all you have to worry about are a few goblins. Then slowly transforming to a violent destructive war crazed village getting attacked and destroyed daily. picture being a defenseless villager with lavahounds in your back yard destroying everything... And last but not least an IQ level so low they hide in a town hall even when their chief is farming and that is the one building the attackers are trying to destroy
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    Why? Villagers are immortal. They service being under rocks and wood planks every time your Town Hall is destroyed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudog82 View Post
    Why? Villagers are immortal. They service being under rocks and wood planks every time your Town Hall is destroyed.
    They're not immortal, they die all the time. There's a cloning machine in the basement of every town hall. It's the only answer that makes any logical sense.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RD3N View Post
    They're not immortal, they die all the time. There's a cloning machine in the basement of every town hall. It's the only answer that makes any logical sense.
    Or some barbarians getting some action up in that town hall if you know what I mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RD3N View Post
    They're not immortal, they die all the time. There's a cloning machine in the basement of every town hall. It's the only answer that makes any logical sense.
    Nah, they just hide in the basement. There's a secret entrance that no attacker ever bothers to check.
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    Only troop you need is the goblin. The rest are just luxury troops.

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    No no no...

    There are a sifisticated set of tunnels under the whole complex that they enter when they go into the Town Hall.

    From there, they branch out to each of the defenses and help reload and move ammo into place.

    Just before one is destroyed, they all jump down into these tunnels and close the hatch to where the will live to farm & fight another day!

    Long live the Village People!

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    This is a very adorable post.
    Made me laugh.
    I even went off to do an attack right now so I can watch the builder snoring in his builders hut – jump up and full speed ahead towards a little yellow building. The one building I am aimed for so that I can collect my bonus loot.
    Hahahahahahah ahahahaha ahhaahaha

    Too cute! Hahaha replay shows the one working on an upgrade drop everything – his face is like Pffft this!
    Muahaha ahaahahahhaahaha ahhahaha aha


    Sigh and now that I am hear I hear my phone bing – I am now under attack…

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralCG View Post
    Or some barbarians getting some action up in that town hall if you know what I mean
    Or the builders be building babies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralCG View Post
    Or some barbarians getting some action up in that town hall if you know what I mean
    oh dear...

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    When I raid im actually doing the Clash Of Clans Community a favor by destroying these cult like villages everytime. You can spot these cults by looking at the villagers they are all dressed alike walking around clapping at the samething.

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