(In CoC) You Know You're a Noob If...

[BradyTheBeast]

know you're a noob if...

You type like everything needs to be in text form.

You think Clash is super fun at th3 so you rush to th10 thinking you are the best just to quit leaving another base to farm! :P

You zap a Dark storage to find out all the Dark is in the 75% lootable Drills! :D

You are th6 and tell a th10 how to gowiwi.

You donate giants to war clan castles just to boost your donation record. XD

You think farming lvl6 walls was a challenge.

You try selling you're account and get mad when SC bans you from their game!


Ok! I don't want to steal all the jokes I could go on for hours! Now its your turn to make a "You're a noob joke". Just simply recall incidents from clash were you called someone a noon for a silly reason. Start off the title with "You Know You're a Noob If..." Then follow by the rest of your joke as seen in the examples above!

Edit: I can't wait to see what some of you guys come up with!

Edit 2: I will post the top ten "your a noob jokes" from the comments in one week, just so you don't need to sipher through all of the comments to find the funny ones!

[Maxwell6299]

You know you are a noob if you...use healers to give those dragons just a little more HP.

[Izaiah]

when you get excited that you made it to the league "wood II" (achieved at -300 trophies)

And

You think that healers are OP and need to have a AI nerf.

And

You don't know what hogs are. (I've met people that don't know)

And

I'm done that's it, I promise, im done.

[Daha16]

You know you're a noob if you think donating to war clan castles helps your donation record.


Or, 75 wood walls at TH10 and 1500 trophies. Saw this today.

[tomatosarenice]

You know you are a noob if you...use healers to give those dragons just a little more HP.

You know you're a noob if you use healers, period

You know you're a noob when you whine about zapping

You know you're a noob when you brag about the two lvl 10 walls you have on your base, right there next to your lvl 2 walls

[BradyTheBeast]

[QUOTE=Daha16;3578735]You know you're a noob if you think donating to war clan castles helps your donation record.

I was making a joke of this when I said noob donate to WCC's to boost their donations :P I'm not a noob just so you know! Lol!

[Tomaster1275]

You know you're a noob if...

You type like everything needs to be in text form.

You think Clash is super fun at th3 so you rush to th10 thinking you are the best just to quit leaving another base to farm! :P

You zap a Dark storage to find out all the Dark is in the 75% lootable Drills!

You are th6 and tell a th10 how to gowiwi.

You donate giants to war clan castles just to boost you're donation record.

You think farming lvl6 walls was a challenge.

You try selling you're account and get mad when SC bans you from their game!


Ok! I don't want to steal all the jokes I could go on for hours! Now its your turn to make a "You're a noob joke". Just simply recall incidents from clash were you called someone a noon for a silly reason. Start off the title with "You Know You're a Noob If..." Then follow by the rest of your joke as seen in the examples above!

Edit: I can't wait to see what some of you guys come up with!

You know you're a noob when you confuse you're with your.

[BradyTheBeast]

You know you're a noob when you confuse you're with your.

Yeh
I saw that one coming, Not an English major :P so I just went with you're lol. I'll fix this thanks man :P

[Bigbrown140]

You know your a noob when Brady the beast is the leader of your clan called the "The Dark Raider"😀😃😀😀

[Ninja352]

Yeh
I saw that one coming, Not an English major :P so I just went with you're lol

I was an english major for half a semester... never again. It's bad enough my mom has an english degree and homeschooled me in english for 2 years.