Clash of clans newspaper(must read)

[Warble]

I can't say I'd want to read stories about clash of clans.


CLASH SOCIETY SECTION

So one day, a long time ago in the land of Clash, Sally the archer had a thing for Fred the builder, but it turns out he was dating a giant. Sally never figured Fred for a giant homosexual. She eventually moved on to Cleetus, the studly hog-rider. Although a few small minded individuals did not approve of a mixed race union and let their thoughts be known with disapproving glances and murmured insults, largely the community welcomed Cleetus and Sally. Everything seemed to be perfect for the young couple until Sally gave birth to a lava hound, which raised obvious concerns of infidelity and frankly, biology. Dr. Katz, the goblin, has recently taken on the role as their counselor as they try to work through these difficulties and preserve their relationship.

[rwelshjr]

I can't say I'd want to read stories about clash of clans.


CLASH SOCIETY SECTION

So one day, a long time ago in the land of Clash, Sally the archer had a thing for Fred the builder, but it turns out he was dating a giant. Sally never figured Fred for a giant homosexual. She eventually moved on to Cleetus, the studly hog-rider. Although a few small minded individuals did not approve of a mixed race union and let their thoughts be known with disapproving glances and murmured insults, largely the community welcomed Cleetus and Sally. Everything seemed to be perfect for the young couple until Sally gave birth to a lava hound, which raised obvious concerns of infidelity and frankly, biology. Dr. Katz, the goblin, has recently taken on the role as their counselor as they try to work through these difficulties and preserve their relationship.

LOLOLOLOLOL... Well done sir!!

[tacody]

I like the story lol. I'm sure if there was a coc newspaper it would be accepted. So who else wants a clash of clans newspaper?

[miamiheat]

I'm not really doubting your idea, but I don't really see how it will benefit us.