Buenos dias, clashers!
(For the monolingual members among us that means: "What up, amigos!" in English)
I know why you're reading this. You were scrolling through the COC forums and saw this post looking for awesome members for an awesome clan to escalate your already awesomeness. And you said to yourself, "I'm awesome...and I'm looking for a clan...how did they know?"
The answer is simple. I'm psychic. At least I can be for $2.50 per minute, for domestic calls.
In the spirit of the almost-hit movie "Dumb and Dumberer" and the less-than-almost-hit "Dumb and Dumber To", my clan, Rock Throwers, weeded out a number of members that were starting to stink the place up. That's where you come in! You are the Fabreeze to our clan, the Black Ice air freshener, the cool breeze blowing through our digital windows. We need fresh faces and malleable minds. And that is you.
We are a laid back clan who simply wants to beat our opponents to the point where their mommies find them rocking back and forth in the upright fetal positions sucking their thumbs.
We do not push trophy counts. For this reason, we do allow low level users to join, as long as they are active, skilled, and develop at an accelerate learning curve. We have a number of LVL100+ members are very knowledgeable and can help you with everything from raiding strategies to who to pick for your prom date. (here's a hint: Don't ask Becky. She's a bi-t-ch)
Here is a clan overview:
NAME:Rock Throwers LEADER: Barnesy CO-LEADERS: Fiesta Llama, Barnes, keranda, 3W1ing27, sick nasty fool, Ray Ray, DrYenahem...and Sean ELDER: OCHE, Coalton, Dreggs41, Havo02, Vlad, Simoah, CallMeKing, Toranaga, flisket, Black Blood, Mattj the beast, jbeezy87 LANGUAGE(S): We are a bilingual clan. We fluently speak English, and Sarcasm only. TYPE OF CLAN: War clan. Bring it on! (.....but please don't make another movie about it!) AGE: 18+. Obviously, based on maturity or access to Level 5 Golems (hell yea!) we will make a few exceptions. If you are not 18 years of age you need to at least be able to convince us you are. TIME ZONE: We have members from all over God’s green (and at times, discolored) earth.
RESTRICTIONS: Doughbaggery, not participating in clan events/wars, rushed Town Hall, donating incorrect troops etc. CURRENT LEVEL REQUIREMENT: Currently recruiting all levels. (level 70+ preferred)
EXPECTATIONS: You can expect to have your mind blown on a daily basis. For many, you don't have much of a brain to blow, but, hey, I'm sure you have a nice smile...when your mouth is closed.
CLAN WARS: We are currently at 80 wins. CLAN Level: We are currently a Level 5 clan.
PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES: Members are promoted as growth requires it. Members are promoted based on time in the clan, helpfulness, consistent donations, and overall capacity to be awesome.
What Rock Throwers Has to Offer:
War, like, all the flippin’ time, man.
A wealth of knowledge! (what?! ...some people like that stuff…)
High level donations (to the tune of: MAX Everything)
Entertaining Chat
Structured and organized wars, which leads to a high level of success
What Rock Throwers Desires from You:
Remain Active (That does not mean that you experience degenerative eye failure from staring at your iPad for 12 hours a day, but logging on a few times a day would be ideal.)
Use both war attacks and follow strategy
Have max war troops for your TH level
Be willing to follow directions and strategies.
Have a competent defensive base formation. No rushed TH's
Ability to 3 star
!!IN YOUR IN-GAME JOIN REQUEST YOU MUST MENTION THAT YOU ARE FROM THE FORUMS!!
Thanks so much for reading, everyone! We hope you will join our clan and that we can have a blast together playing a video game full of fictional content that distracts us from how crappy our real lives actually are.
Last edited by FiestaLlama; June 6th, 2015 at 07:53 PM.
Kiimo
76.....i think
Th lvl 8
archers 4 going on 5/wizards lvl 5
none. Was just kicked by a kiddy clan for being to passionate.
I want to join simply because i take competitions seriously but dnt mind a laugh here and there. and i want to learn more about successful strategies outside of my own.
I would like to join because i have been looking for an active clan that has respect for all its members. Also I want to join Because i like to war and i feel that I can help in the wars.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
-UnFunnyFunnyMan-
