*☣*ANARCHY*☣* - WAR CLAN - Recruiting the Bloodthirsty and Deranged

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WE ARE RECRUITING!

WHO WE WANT:

• ACTIVE players who want to war ALL THE TIME.
• People who KNOW HOW TO PULL A CC. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PULL A CC, YOU WILL BE FED TO WOLVES.
• PEOPLE WHO DONATE GOOD STUFF - You don't need to make everything a dragon, but if you give nothing but barbs you're gonna get das boot.
• ADULTS 18+ WHO SAY REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLE AND MESSED UP THINGS. There are no rules for our chat. We think that's hilarious.

WHO WE DON'T WANT:

• If you don't know how to pull a CC and participate in war, please go SOMEWHERE ELSE (like Boom Beach)
• We don't want whiners. We want winners.
• We don't want people who will cry about being called names. 'Cause it's gonna happen. I'd do it here if it wouldn't get me banned.
• We don't want crybabies who beg for rank. Rank is earned by 3-starring enemies in war and being funny.

Rules:

• War is back to back to back to back to back to back to back. We will always be at war. 100% participation is mandatory or you're gone. That means that we should use ALL our attacks EVERY. SINGLE. WAR. THIS MEANS YOU! If you don't, you're gone.
• There is no mandatory donation ratio unless it's ridiculous. We get it, sometimes elixir is low or you're saving for something. But if you have a 0:150 ratio, you're probably dead weight. Keep it in check.
• Act like an adult. There are no chat rules but if you're going to drop the N-bomb a million times expect das boot.

WAR RULES:

• Don't attack too low.
• Don't attack too high.
• Always go for max stars.
• Absolutely no sniping.
• Don't attack like a moron. If you don't properly pull a CC and your 20 giants get pwned by Wizards, you are not *ANARCHY* material.

I don't really care about much else. Show up when it's war time. Beat some butt with us. Repeat. It sounds simple, but this is the internet so 99% of the people on it are inept. If you are one of those 99%, you do not belong here.