
Originally Posted by
Bulldog241
This troop does not attack, dies in 1 hit, and takes up 10 troop space. So ♥♥♥ does it do? It does exactly 1 thing, it let's you brag to the person you are attacking. Here's how:
When you select it, a chat box pops up (yes, this will block out a good portion of the battlefield. Yet another price you have to pay to use this). You can now type in a brief message, and then deploy him on the battlefield. He will now wander aimlessly around, holding up a sign with the message you typed in it. When he dies, his sign falls to the ground but remains readable.
So wait, why the hell would I use him? All he does is waste 10 slots!!
For style points!! Duh!! Your army is 10 troops weaker, AND you had to take the time mid battle to type the message, and yet your troops still dominated!! How much of a rockstar are you?
Did you just get lit zapped? Use this in a revenge to let that little snot know why he's getting clobbered! Where you trying to be nice and give a TH snipe only to find out his TH is trapped up the wazzoo? Tear up his base and use this with the message "This is why trapping your TH is really dumb"!
Tweaks? Suggestions? Comments? Let me know!