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    Complaint

    Supercell, it's your fault! I stumped my toe, and I blame you. I burnt my fried chicken, and I blame you. I got a cold right around the time the last update came out, and I don't know how you guys sleep at night. Oh, and if this is the wrong forum, it's because of you.

    No, but seriously, I don't have any complaints, but if I did, it would surely be because you deserved it. Besides, the things that bug me are small and so inconsequential that it's not worth the time bringing it up. Want an example? I'll give you an example.

    Picture this. You release your very last archer. She looks and quickly dodges a cannonball. She throws her hair back right as she takes aim at the nearest gold storage. She looks up and sees that her end is near as a mortar round is coming in hot and heavy. She releases her arrow, and it's in route to collect her master a few more coins before the curtains go up on life's little drama. Bam! She's dead. But, the arrow is still in route, and it was a perfect aim. Does the arrow hit the target and add coins for the counting? No! No Supercell, for no good reason, the arrow disappears! Gone! Thanks Supercell, her sacrifice was for nothing! Nothing!

    This is where the smart people come in and talk trash about how a better player wouldn't have gotten her last archer in that situation, but those that aren't merely smart know that has no bearing on this very (very) unimportant issue that should never have been brought up in the first place.

    Bad Supercell! They don't even care about my fried chicken!

    For the very unquick, I'm just funnin'.
    Hi, I go by fast, and I am the leader of a clan named Walrus. The symbol has a red background with yellow and black stripes. I invite anyone interested to visit and join. Thank you.

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    Cool story bro.

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    Fast how old are you? Your story was very well articulated and I enjoyed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsItYouDragon View Post
    Fast how old are you? Your story was very well articulated and I enjoyed it.
    I don't dare divulge the number of candles melting away the icing on my yearly cake, but your compliment is very much appreciated.
    Hi, I go by fast, and I am the leader of a clan named Walrus. The symbol has a red background with yellow and black stripes. I invite anyone interested to visit and join. Thank you.

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    Very well written and entertaining!



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    I Lol'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerbell View Post
    Very well written and entertaining!
    Seriously?!?! I viewed it more as a Venus troll trap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxy View Post
    Seriously?!?! I viewed it more as a Venus troll trap
    It was a joke post. Did you read the last sentence?

    It's very funny, let's get some more.
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    That was amazing!

    Wow. Just Wow. Have you considered being a novelist?


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    today on the nature channel: DE zappers.
    these common creatures are found from trophy ranges 800-1500. They are a cowardly bunch, and often don't even attack your usually superior base; preferring to simply lightning your DE. Often, this does not pay off, as the attackers usually become the attacked. And are killed. This is why, above 1500 trophies, you will find few zappers. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSwordwalker View Post
    It was a joke post. Did you read the last sentence?

    It's very funny, let's get some more.
    Of course I know it was a joke post mocking everyone who blames SC for the game and every miserable aspect of their life. I view it as a troll post designed to catch trolls hence the name "Venus Troll Trap".

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