Supercell, it's your fault! I stumped my toe, and I blame you. I burnt my fried chicken, and I blame you. I got a cold right around the time the last update came out, and I don't know how you guys sleep at night. Oh, and if this is the wrong forum, it's because of you.
No, but seriously, I don't have any complaints, but if I did, it would surely be because you deserved it. Besides, the things that bug me are small and so inconsequential that it's not worth the time bringing it up. Want an example? I'll give you an example.
Picture this. You release your very last archer. She looks and quickly dodges a cannonball. She throws her hair back right as she takes aim at the nearest gold storage. She looks up and sees that her end is near as a mortar round is coming in hot and heavy. She releases her arrow, and it's in route to collect her master a few more coins before the curtains go up on life's little drama. Bam! She's dead. But, the arrow is still in route, and it was a perfect aim. Does the arrow hit the target and add coins for the counting? No! No Supercell, for no good reason, the arrow disappears! Gone! Thanks Supercell, her sacrifice was for nothing! Nothing!
This is where the smart people come in and talk trash about how a better player wouldn't have gotten her last archer in that situation, but those that aren't merely smart know that has no bearing on this very (very) unimportant issue that should never have been brought up in the first place.
Bad Supercell! They don't even care about my fried chicken!
For the very unquick, I'm just funnin'.





