Awwwesome War Clan Memberships Available!! Apply Within - Final Element
Buenos dias, clashers! (For the uninformed that means: "What up, amigos!")
I know why you're reading this. You were scrolling through the COC forums and saw this post looking for awesome members for an awesome clan to escalate our already awesomeness. And you said to yourself, "I'm awesome...and I'm looking for a clan...how did they know?"
The answer is simple. I'm psychic. At least I can be for $2.50 per minute, for domestic calls.
In the spirit of the almost-hit movie "The Purge" and the less-then-almost-hit "The Purge 2", my clan FINAL ELEMENT weeded out a number of members that were starting to stink the place up. That's where you come in! You are the Fabreeze to our clan, the Black Ice air freshener, the cool breeze blowing through our digital windows. We need fresh faces and malleable minds. And that is you.
Here are some details about our clan to help in your obviously YES answer to my invitation to join:
Name Name: FINAL ELEMENT
Leader: $Zulu$
Co-Leaders: Zerg, Mongulachy, Sarikatz, Wolverines
Elder: Conelauncher
LANGUAGE(s): We are a bilingual clan. We fluently speak English, and Sarcasm only.
TYPE OF CLAN: War clan. We are a very laid back clan who simply want to beat our opponents to the point where their mommies find them rocking back and forth in the upright fetal positions sucking their thumbs. We do not push trophy counts. For this reason, we do encourage new users. We have a number of LVL60+ members are very knowledgeable and can help you with everything from raiding strategies to who to pick for your prom date. (here's a hint: Don't ask Becky. She's a bi t ch)
AGE: We are an 18+ ONLY clan. Obviously, based on maturity/access to Level 4 Dragons (hell yea!) we will make a few exceptions, but we are adult only.
MEMBERS: We have guys, a few gals, and a few "it"s. But it's all good, we won't judge (we save that for Private Messages)
TIME ZONE: We have members from all over the place. So, pick a Zone and stick with it.
RESTRICTIONS: Doughbaggery, not participating in clan events/wars.
EXPECTATIONS: You can expect to have your mind blown on a daily basis. For many, you don't have much of a brain to blow, but, hey, I'm sure you have a nice smile...when your mouth is closed. Also, we do expect you to contribute. No restrictions on what you have to contribute, or how much, but you should always donate roughly what you request. Archers are default. We also ask that you be active. That does not mean that you experience degenerative eye failure from staring at your iPad for 12 hours a day, but logging on a few times a day would be ideal.
CLAN WARS: Currently we have won 24 wars and go to war frequently. We ask all member participate in all Wars so that we can continue to kick some seriously, major, ♥♥♥.
PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES: Members are promoted as growth requires it. Members are promoted based on time in the clan, helpfulness, consistent donations, and overall capacity to be awesome.
Thanks so much for reading, everyone! We hope you will join our clan and that we can have a blast together playing a video game full of fictional content that distracts us from how crappy our real lives actually are.
