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John Galts Army is an Adult War Clan, we war 3 times a week, typically around 6pm CST and war days are typically Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, with a small 1/2 day break on Friday. We accept UNRUSHED TH7 and higher bases, a good sense of humor/lunacy, and an undying devotion to participating in all wars.
If you do not state that you are from the Forums, you will likely be taken as a Global, offered "free gems", directed to junk sites in order to get said "free gems", then we will wait for your reaction, laugh at you, and immediately give you the boot. It is your fault, you did not follow the rules.
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Stopping Peter17DollaAwesome Clan is our second most important goal in playing CoC. War comes first, Defeating, Stopping, Reversing, or even Eliminating Peter17$ from the game (if all other means or methods fail) is second goal. Having fun screwing with our lunatic clan mates in a sometimes ruthless, bloody hazing sort of way comes in at a close #3 in our most important goals. While we do accept Peter17$'s general awesomeness, we do not accept his goals.
Our list of issues are as follows;
1.We do not like Peter17$ making silly videos to gain notoriety over our clan allowing him to build his clan overly quickly in his attempt to win the game Clash of Clans at an alarming pace, and repeatedly.
2. We do not like Peter17$'s ability to free farm gems. We have not yet figured out his secret, and we do not like how he flaunts his exploit. We intend to gain this knowledge as we gain ground daily towards learning his secret.
3. We think Peter17$'s list of rules is 20 rules too long.
4.We think that Peter17$ should not grow unopposed in the ranks of CoC, and we will not create another rule at this time because "5" rules seems to be a more proper number than "4" rules, even though this last part of 4 could technically be another rule but would not make sense if it was #5 now would it you judgmental idiots?
If you are interested in joining a fun clan, shoot us a message following the rules at the top. No kids, no sensitive people, make it through a War and we'll give you our LINE chat info. We aren't looking for projects, but we are looking to help people who are learning to adapt with the changing Town Hall levels in their fighting skills.
If you know who John Galt is, then you know he expects you to achieve your potential, respect and learn from people of greater ability than you. We are a No-Bull clan when it comes to this, all the rest is fun a games.
Final Rules of Membership
1. Don't ask for promotions. We make you Elder after the first war that we decide you are ok to stay. Co-Leader is for John Galt's Generals, and we have our own secret forum to talk about you and decide to kick you out of our clan if you do not listen, improve, care, participate, or you are a jerky turd without actually being funny (being a jerk).
2. Don't invite friends or family if they cannot hang with our expectations. We will kick them if they fail to fit in, it will be your choice to decide to stay or go after that. We are fair on this point, each man or woman stands on their own two feet.
3. Don't ask for high level troops for raiding. If you are practice testing full army fights, then tell us. If you are always asking for witches to go raid for elixer, we'll boot you.
4. Donate exactly what is requested unless rule #3 is suspected.
5. Don't allow Globals to clog up our clan. NO GLOBALS ALLOWED.
6. If you are going on vacation, or will not have access to your army on war day, please inform us, and if possible, step out of the clan until you are over your First World Problems.
7. Wars sometimes have War plans created for your first battle. We are looking for a minimum of one 3 star every war. If you fail at your first battle 3 star, pick one you know you can 3 star for your second without going obnoxiously low. We will boot you if you think dropping 10 bases below your number all the time is ok.
8. We have plenty of reasons to boot, but if you make it through the first few wars, a co-leader will at least say something to you about what you are lacking before we boot you, giving you a chance to improve or ask for help.
9. If a Global is invited into the game and asks for high level troops you must give him wall breakers of any level you have. Have fun. If you do not, we will boot you.
10. Don't expect a response back to you from a forum post, we are playing CoC and will not respond to you.
11. Keep tabs on Peter17$Awesome Clan's positioning. We must catch up to them and end their reign of Gem Sniping, game ending activities.
We look forward to Clashing with you... Unless we don't once you get here. Down with the Peter17$Awesome Clan!
Originally Posted by Chap22054
