Clash of Clans confessions

[ryskew]

Because of coc i buy new iPad. Playing in iPhone is very hard to have proper attack

I find it pretty fine to raid on a phone.

>I didn't upgrade my defences until I was pretty much level 50 as I was only concerned about offence.

[pinser]

I have only been banned on global once, and when I'm bored I go on global and say "report me please"

[TheSwordwalker]

>I rushed through every TH up to 7, and still had level 3 and 4 walls.
>My mortars were all level 2, ATs level 3, cannons level 4.
>My clan castle was outside of my base, in the corner.
>I've only ever been in 2 clans (not counting my trip to DTP).
>I'm playing Clash of Clans right now.
>I didn't know or plan on maxing TH7 until I joined the forums.
>I made over 200 posts in my first week of the forums thinking I knew everything.

[MoriartyLives]

I sometimes laugh out loud at hb808's posts. I am not proud.

I gemmed a dragon to donate last night because it put me in first in my clan for donations.

The person I passed to get there is my 10-year old son. I am not proud.

I am still at least somewhat confused about Illustris's gender. And it bothers me. I am not proud.

I advocated that a member of our clan who left not be accepted back in when he found the grass wasn't so green elsewhere.

The member in question is seven years old. I'm 39. I am not proud.

This thread has been very entertaining!

[Thin2223u]

The main thing I find creepy is masterhpotters avatar of that actress who played hermione granger. Im assuming he is a middle aged man..... Just creepy.

[ryskew]

I gemmed a dragon to donate last night because it put me in first in my clan for donations.

This thread has been very entertaining!

>I once said I'd make someone a pekka, when it was ready they weren't online so I gave it to someone else. When they eventually asked if I were ready to donate, instead of saying "No, sorry, I already gave it away" I gemmed it.

And thanks, I thought I'd try to make a little change from the current negative threads in the forums

[jonathanw]

- I failed on a revenge and lightning striked his DE storage out of spite even though he had no DE in it (I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because he stole about 600 DE from me and used it to make a BK, then I failed in my revenge on top of that).
- On a weekly basis, I accidently heal or lightning strike a piece of grass at least once, if not 4-5x. Have dropped CC accidently as well.
- I sometimes accidently forget to switch from WB to archers/giants, resulting in me releasing anywhere from 2 to 8 WBs in a spread (of course, they all die and I wind up watching giants trying to break walls for the next 2 minutes while cursing up a storm).
- I sometimes forget to update my build queue and wind up with 3 healers in my army. Once, when it happened, I used 1 of the healers in a raid, only to forget to change the build queue after the battle ended (one barracks dedicated to healers), and wound up 4 healers in my army afterwards...
- I secretly want to donate goblins or wallbreakers to people that I don't feel donate enough in the clan. Or ask for donations every 20 minutes. Or simply annoy me.
- I tend to watch TV while raiding/waiting for army to build, so that results in alot of epic failed raids... I'm surprised I'm not on every page of the epic fail thread.
- After a few attacks where the CC is empty, I get lazy/forget to check for troops in CC before attacking... more example of my epic failed raids.
- I plan to kill off CCs and BKs when down trophying on bases that are too well built to be in low trophy ranges going forward (got the idea from this thread).
- When farming for my BK at TH7, i have thrown entire armies to losing battles just to snag 200-300 DE (dreaded the revenge attacks from TH9s, but some were funny for some reason).
- Prior to TH8, I barely upgraded mortars and wizard towers, thinking they took too long to upgrade.
- My AD are still at level 1, just cause 90% of the people that attack me only use ground troops.

So many more f-ups, but I these are the ones that come to mind at the moment.

[Kriga87]

I once brewed dragons for a revenge that was beyond the ability of my farming army, only to find that he had gotten online. I had to be somewhere but I kept hitting the revenge button while driving on the interstate. Once he got offline I pulled over onto the shoulder, wiped his village for 220k/220k/1k, and drove on.

This made me laugh so hard!

[Syzygy]

Looking at a base I was considering raiding, didn't realise the timer had ran out...decided base was too strong and all resources in centre so wasn't worth it (or tbh possible). Went to hit next and dropped an archer....then had to end battle...then got revenged.

obsessive donator....over 3k in just archers last 10 days....my clan thinks I don't sleep. I just can't stop myself pressing that green button.

Started to take screenshots of all my raids I am proud of and show them off to the kids I teach how to raid.

got an ipad from work....majority of the time it is used solely for CoC.

[Andwer123]

I once brewed dragons for a revenge that was beyond the ability of my farming army, only to find that he had gotten online. I had to be somewhere but I kept hitting the revenge button while driving on the interstate. Once he got offline I pulled over onto the shoulder, wiped his village for 220k/220k/1k, and drove on.

HAHA! Love it!! Glad the story ended well!