ok theres some people in my clan like this so I don't want to be too mean....but omg....
WHEN YOU HAVE A TH9 WITH ONLY LVL 3 TROOPS (archers, barbs, goblins, Giants)... low level defenses for a premature th9 is one thing, but skimping on the army is a BIG no NO!!!!
>CoC Poetry< -- Click links! CHINO BEER is a whale!Clan wars are great, it ranks the best, and puts their bases to the test.
You have two chances to attack, and put some stars up on the map.
No empty castles, no used up traps, infernos full, xbows are strapped.
You will be JUDGED, when replay reveals, what army was used and player skills.
Wondering why nobody would join your clan when you were level 8...
being proud of having lvl 2 archers...
ign: Alex
Lvl: 132
Unlocking an archer tower for the first time and thinking...
WOAH 15 MINUTES?!
Thinking that the other person was a noob for dropping a single troop and immediately quitting battle.
If I'm not posting, I'm silently watching you behind my screen...
Current goal: Lvl 9 Archer towers!
TH8/Clan: Anime Freaks II
-Thinking other people were noobs because they had their town hall outside the walls
wow some of these made me cry Laughing.
Thinking Trophies actually mattered.
Leaving town Hall inside Walls.
Name: Iron999gary
clan: Socialites
Level 134+
>Didn't pay attention in English class...Originally Posted by qzwxec1611
>thought you can get the 1250 achievement like nothing in easrly lvls
>HELD the spawn button to deploy 100 barbs (full army camp basically)
not knowing that they had two mortars pointing right at them
>didnt know what farming was, kept just trying to get trophies
>first got WB, found out how fast they die, spreading the word they suck
>uses decors thinking that troops cant spawn on them
and etc.
mainly based off of my n(oob)ewbie friend that started just yesterday
I didn't understand why people only attacked with one troop for awhile, and laughed at them. I thought it was because they were going to attack, dropped one troop, and immediately regretted their decision.
I didn't understand why town halls were left uncovered for awhile, and thought they were idiots.
I used to put important buildings on the edges of the base, more so because I didn't really have a firm grasp on what was important. I also didn't realize troops could be dropped on the grass outside.
I thought goblins sucked.
I bought giant bombs fairly regularly.
I was in two clans before I realized how to donate.
I organized my first couple bases by putting buildings together with other buildings just like them, so I think I had all my storages on one side, and all my mortars on the other.
I remember almost quitting because I had to spend all my money just getting rid of trees, and I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
I also remember thinking building the clan castle for the first time was gonna take me months to do.
Oh, and I also remember devoting five minutes of my time to follow the women from the town hall around and figure out where they were going and what they were doing.
Last edited by chrisnastybro; April 25th, 2013 at 03:40 PM.
Rushing to TH9...
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