You know you were a noob when you...

[MrH]

Thought mortars were rubbish owing to the low dps...

[Zombiebender]

-When you ran out of resources attacking the goblins.

[KCHawaiiClan]

- see on global "we donate wizards!" and join, then realize only 2 ppl in the clan actually have the ability to make wizards
- let the trees/trunks spawn thinking u can use it at defense when 1.) u can spawn on them and 2.) they max at 40 units
- put a wall piece alone thinking a WB would attack it
- wrap your TH with 5 layers of walls
- wrap your ONE mortar with 5 layers of walls thinking its soooo boss
- use balloons.

[Elisabelle]

Announce in global "I'll join a clan that will give me dragons" when you have lvl 1 cc. I see this one alot!

[maggiep0tat0]

...you don't sleep at night after tanking gold for a 1 million upgrade - because you didn't know there were loot caps.

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The little (noob) Potato

[lol4657]

You are premature
60 seconds, huh...........
FUS RO DAH!

[GobFather]

Before I thought the BEST way to get resources was to max all the mines and collectors..... and WAIT......... I thought I stood no chance in attacking anyone lol

[DonnieDon24]

You request for goblins as your clan castle troop…..for defensive purposes.

[Andwer123]

>thought that farming was maxing ur collectors and placing them deep in walls, and waiting for them to fill, then collect and restart.

[J011Y1ND1AN]

>when you thought that the 40k gold for the cc was a mad task