To All The "Young" New Players👶

[TrillxKray]

Dear Young People,

Clash of Clans (CoC) isn't a dating app. If you wish to meet your "soul mate" online, EHARMONY is happy to have you (not sure if that's how you spell harmony...)(don't judge). If you haven't noticed, CoC is a war/strategy game. And, if you haven't already noticed, one you leave a global, odds are, you will never see that person again (unless they join you clan). Thirstyness is a serious struggle in the world these days, but no one really wants to see two people sëxting with one hand and fapping with the other. Take that to the bathroom like a regular person please. The more I see this, the harder it is for me to play this app. It's gonna get to a point where this app is gonna be as hard as a physics exam. Control brah is the secret.

Love,
Trill

[Hascerflef]

Too true. And, don't state your gender in. Global, whether you're a boy or girl, it doesn't matter. The only people who care are immature ten year olds.

[BenNg]

Forum rule #9Do not advertise, promote or link to user-run contests related to Supercell Games without prior written consent from Supercell.


Aka no advertising dating sites.

[MrWhite]

Ha, I use that same line in Global...suggesting they would be better off using eHarmony. I do believe those that care are just a bit hormone driven at the time.

[Radiating]

That post was perfect, except with the website part, I'd remove that, with your prodigy forum skills they may be crushed by the wrath of the mods.

[TrillxKray]

Forum rule #9Do not advertise, promote or link to user-run contests related to Supercell Games without prior written consent from Supercell.


Aka no advertising dating sites.

noobs will be noobs. Cant fix dat.

🙀 Ohhhhhhh wooooow, my life's ruined. No point in living anymore 😐😒

[SorrowCat]

The less things we bring from global to the forums, the better I will feel.

[Syzygy6]

One time I saw a dating clan and I was just like, wow... well, at least they can chat there instead of on global.

[CHINOBEER]

i usually go with match dot com...

[COCmonster12]

Does anyone remember that thread about a Wedding on global

That was awhile ago...somebody dig that up haha