Spell shop (parody of thrift shop)

[BarbarianNotKing]

I'm gonna raid some noobs
Only got 20 gold in my storage
I'm I'm a hunting looking for target
This is (bleep) awesome


Nah walk up to global like what up I got a big base
I'm so pumped up about some (bleep) from the spell shop
elixir in the pump it so damn frosty
That people like damn that's a cold ♥♥♥ pumpy Rolling a hell of gold heading to da leaderboards armed with all drags cept with my pekkas those are great draped in dragon skin pekka standing next to me probably should have washed this it smells like goblins sheets

But hell it was 99 gold!
Coppin it washin it bout to go get some loot
Passin up those goblin boots someone else has been walking in
Bunny and grungy damn it man
I'm ama stunting and flossing and Savin my money and in a hella a happy thats a bargain gobs .
Ima take ya goblin style Ina take it goblin style
No for real ask your goblin. Can I have his hangme downs?

minion skin jump suit and some hog slippers
Hog brown dragon jacket I found a mining
They had a shattered golem I bought a shattered golem I bought a giant blanket then a bought a builder

Hello hello my ace barb my leader john pekka ain't got nothing an my raid game hello no. I could take some balloons and make them cool sell those the ballon heads would be like aww he got the blue print


What do you know bout rockin a hog In your army
What do you know bout wearin a dragon skin
I'm scrolling I'm scrolling in scrolling though the clan chat
On mans request in another mans XP
Thank your goblin for donating that skull necklace
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I'm at the chat you can find me in he request
I don't i don't want those goblins in want those dragons!
You barbarian your archer your goblin your giant
I'll take those flannel boots second hand i rock that (bleep)

A built in army with drags in that (bleep)
I hit at the war and they stop that (bleep)
There like oh that army that's a hella good
I'm like that's 25K for a dragon
very good lets do some balancing 25K for a unit that's jus some ignorant dev

I call that getting swindled and pimped
I call that being tricked by the devs
That unit is a hella good
And having the same one as everyone is a hella no
Man it's a hella no
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I wear your goblins clothes i look incredible
In this big ♥♥♥ coat
From that spell shop down the road
I wear your goblins clothes i look incredible
In this big ♥♥♥ coat
From that spell shop down the road

I removed sexual content and as much swearing as I could

IGN Zracer15
Clan Gotham Gunners

[SpiritKiller]

_{I wonder why this thread got so less attention and magically came up in the " similar threads "
10char for creativity}

[theblackbeltpanda64]

_{I wonder why this thread got so less attention and magically came up in the " similar threads "
10char for creativity}

Do not bump old threads

[GoldenWolf229]

I'm gonna raid some noobs
Only got 20 gold in my storage
I'm I'm a hunting looking for target
This is (bleep) awesome


Nah walk up to global like what up I got a big base
I'm so pumped up about some (bleep) from the spell shop
elixir in the pump it so damn frosty
That people like damn that's a cold ♥♥♥ pumpy Rolling a hell of gold heading to da leaderboards armed with all drags cept with my pekkas those are great draped in dragon skin pekka standing next to me probably should have washed this it smells like goblins sheets

But hell it was 99 gold!
Coppin it washin it bout to go get some loot
Passin up those goblin boots someone else has been walking in
Bunny and grungy damn it man
I'm ama stunting and flossing and Savin my money and in a hella a happy thats a bargain gobs .
Ima take ya goblin style Ina take it goblin style
No for real ask your goblin. Can I have his hangme downs?

minion skin jump suit and some hog slippers
Hog brown dragon jacket I found a mining
They had a shattered golem I bought a shattered golem I bought a giant blanket then a bought a builder

Hello hello my ace barb my leader john pekka ain't got nothing an my raid game hello no. I could take some balloons and make them cool sell those the ballon heads would be like aww he got the blue print


What do you know bout rockin a hog In your army
What do you know bout wearin a dragon skin
I'm scrolling I'm scrolling in scrolling though the clan chat
On mans request in another mans XP
Thank your goblin for donating that skull necklace
(REMOVED FOR ECLIPTIC CONTENT )
I'm at the chat you can find me in he request
I don't i don't want those goblins in want those dragons!
You barbarian your archer your goblin your giant
I'll take those flannel boots second hand i rock that (bleep)

A built in army with drags in that (bleep)
I hit at the war and they stop that (bleep)
There like oh that army that's a hella good
I'm like that's 25K for a dragon
very good lets do some balancing 25K for a unit that's jus some ignorant dev

I call that getting swindled and pimped
I call that being tricked by the devs
That unit is a hella good
And having the same one as everyone is a hella no
Man it's a hella no
(REMOVED FOR ELLIPTIC CONTENT )


I wear your goblins clothes i look incredible
In this big ♥♥♥ coat
From that spell shop down the road
I wear your goblins clothes i look incredible
In this big ♥♥♥ coat
From that spell shop down the road

I removed sexual content and as much swearing as I could

IGN Zracer15
Clan Gotham Gunners

Idk how I got here...

[bob124]

Idk how I got here...

dont bump old threads noob

[Pyroflame]

Impressive! I like it!

[CoCboii]

Awesome, great job it was worth the effort

[jobro]

Too much cussing...

[susi0308]

Cool, and I don't pay much attention to these type of thing since i don't post much but what's the deal with bumping old threads?

[bob124]

Cool, and I don't pay much attention to these type of thing since i don't post much but what's the deal with bumping old threads?

It brings up old threads that are dead and someone that replies to them bumps a dead thread.