Hard Nox Inc: New ADULT Clan: social, active, friendly misfits who just want to clash

[carpwarrior50]

*ONE spot left

[SarahJB]

coming soon to an adult clan near you... one open spot Send me a PM if you want to pop by and I'll let you know when we will have a space. Can't wait to meet you! -Sarah

[Pendragon47]

coming soon to an adult clan near you... one open spot Send me a PM if you want to pop by and I'll let you know when we will have a space. Can't wait to meet you! -Sarah

Sarah is also offering a free tax consult to the first 5 responders!

Did you know:
- Russian Emperor Peter the Great placed a tax on beards in 1705. He hoped that the tax would encourage men to have a clean-shaven look that was popular in Western Europe.
- Double amputees in Oregon get a $50 tax credit.
- In Texas, cowboy boots are exempt from sales tax. Hiking books are not.

Think of how much money we just saved you by becomming a shaved, cowboy boot-wearing double amputee, and that was free advice just for checking out this thread!

[SarahJB]

Pen is my favorite

Peter the Great is nothing like Sarah the Great. I would tax clean shaven people to encourage more beards. Beards are awesome!

Sarah is also offering a free tax consult to the first 5 responders!

Did you know:
- Russian Emperor Peter the Great placed a tax on beards in 1705. He hoped that the tax would encourage men to have a clean-shaven look that was popular in Western Europe.
- Double amputees in Oregon get a $50 tax credit.
- In Texas, cowboy boots are exempt from sales tax. Hiking books are not.

Think of how much money we just saved you by becomming a shaved, cowboy boot-wearing double amputee, and that was free advice just for checking out this thread!

[carpwarrior50]

I would much rather live under Sarah the Great's rule. Because beard.

[arcticspark]

Hi everyone, I've been looking for a clan like this for a while! I'm a level 84, just upgraded to th9, active, social and high donation count! Please get back to me as I'm eager to join and potentially bring my girlfriend if welcomed!
Luke

[SarahJB]

Full again! Sorry for those of you who I missed meeting this time! send me a PM if you want to stay in touch, and I'll let you know if/when another spot opens. Clash on!

[carpwarrior50]

Pssst....hey you...yes YOU! Today is your lucky day! You should totes buy a lotto ticket! Why do you say? Because we have an open spot! I KNOW CRAZY right!? This is a super RARE opportunity, and you would be crazy not to take advantage!! First come, first serve! Good luck, hope to see you in clan chat SOOOOOON!!!!

PS, extra brownie points for your request message saying "Americans do it best"

[macavilla11]

Really miss the HNI™ clamily, nobody out there quite like you lovely peeps.

[AABCDS]

I see that you're full now but I would like to join if you have a spot open in the future. Here's a link to my info thread.

http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...ce-a-Week-Only