left handed builders

[DokuganR]

I don't understand why builder's still sleep in those tiny huts after we pay them so much...

[Benny101]

Haha okay, I see your point. I just think it is interesting all builders are left handed. Being a leftie myself I think it is unjust and wonder where all the right handed builders are. I figure they are collecting all the gems and gold/elixer we spend on the game.

Edit: we are paying the fat cat right handed builders who sit around all day and mock the left handed builders for working all the time.

There is truth in your words if you meant it or not. Left handed people are actually more likely to get hurt/die because the world is suited towards right people. Think about traffic, scissors, a lot of household items, machinery etc. Because we lefties can't use a lot of that stuff properly, we are more prone to hurt ourselves with it.

[Geronimosemiro]

Builders are probably left handed becuase the SC CEO is left handed.

[Supergoji18]

All builders are actually right handed. They just use it for something else

hey, when you work non stop for 2 weeks on a project, you're going to need to spend some time on stress relief.

[Coyle]

For no pay, are you being serious?! The builders union has driven the price of upgrades up! Upgrades would cost a quarter of their current price if the union fees, building permits, zoning fees, corrupt politician pay offs for height regulations etc weren't having to be taken into account. Not to mention the astronomical wage increases they've been dishing out.

And they are actually right handed, but use their left hand in order to slow the process down, again in order to raise the price of the job in hourly labour costs.

I think we need to look at the CoC immigration policy and start looking at cheaper labour markets from elsewhere in the kingdom.

[loggiapsyche]

There is truth in your words if you meant it or not. Left handed people are actually more likely to get hurt/die because the world is suited towards right people. Think about traffic, scissors, a lot of household items, machinery etc. Because we lefties can't use a lot of that stuff properly, we are more prone to hurt ourselves with it.

In all honesty, yes, I meant what I was saying. There are statistics everywhere that prove left handed people have consistently had shorter life spans than right handed people by 5 years. Most likely due to the stress put on our bodies trying to fit in to a right handed world.

[TheMightyCats]

You think they don't rest? and that you don't pay em? come on

They don't get paid. The gold/elixir/DE is used to upgrade buildings. It doesn't go to the builders.

[SorrowCat]

They don't get paid. The gold/elixir/DE is used to upgrade buildings. It doesn't go to the builders.

of course, that explains why most things are made out of 1/4 of the gold we give em

[fette]

Slaves!!?? You know you have to pay for their services, do you? Big time actually. Why do you think we have builder lag. One word: hangover! It's because every time you log off they put down their hammers and put on their dancing pants. How else do you explain why there isn't a huge amount of gold laying around town.

Btw, it might also be that their right hand is tired because of what they're using it for when nobody is watching...

I did did have my suspicions about 'builder lag'. Thanks for confirming

[RabidBloodWolf]

A slave isn't really a slave if he isn't getting paid. He get's 2 million gold for upgrading a defense!