left handed builders

[loggiapsyche]

Anyone else notice that the builders are all left handed? They use their right hand about 20% of the time but that's only because their left hand got tired.

These dudes are [basically] slaves and they have all been taken from the left handed builder population and I think that's pretty f'ed. They work for up to 14 days non-stop without pay. Seriously, what are the right handed builders doing? Hoarding all the gems used to buy the left handed builders of course.

Can we get a builder union to support the left handed brethren? Equality for all builders! Rise up lefties and use your mass strength to overthrow your right handed masters!

[SorrowCat]

You think they don't rest? and that you don't pay em? come on

[loggiapsyche]

Every [real] player that is left handed should get .1% of all gem sales. Ok that is a little too much. .0001% of all gem sales. I'm a great negotiator, right?

[loggiapsyche]

They don't get paid. The people who tell them to build a building get paid by us, the real life player. Or don't you know satire when you see it?

[SorrowCat]

They don't get paid. The people who tell them to build that building get paid. Or don't you know satire when you see it?

eh.. I don't get paid when they build something, pretty sure I lose gold when that happens
yeah, and you got a satire answer

Edit: So we are paying the great builder? papa pancho?

[loggiapsyche]

Haha okay, I see your point. I just think it is interesting all builders are left handed. Being a leftie myself I think it is unjust and wonder where all the right handed builders are. I figure they are collecting all the gems and gold/elixer we spend on the game.

Edit: we are paying the fat cat right handed builders who sit around all day and mock the left handed builders for working all the time.

[Benny101]

Slaves!!?? You know you have to pay for their services, do you? Big time actually. Why do you think we have builder lag. One word: hangover! It's because every time you log off they put down their hammers and put on their dancing pants. How else do you explain why there isn't a huge amount of gold laying around town.

Btw, it might also be that their right hand is tired because of what they're using it for when nobody is watching...

[loggiapsyche]

No way dude. You aren't left handed so you don't get it. We are being oppressed by the rightie like we have been since the beginning of time 6000 years ago. Ok, I'm done, that's as much ♥♥ as I can do in one night

Edit: once again, where are the right handed builders?? Raking in all the dough shelled out for our buildings. These poor lefties don't see a dime. I'm done for real now, I'm sorry

[NatsuDragneel]

I'm right handed and I find this offensive.

[loggiapsyche]

Haha ok. I'm merely trying to be slightly funny at best and I've dealt with minor difficulty using most major appliances my whole life. So be offended and I will just consider that a small personal victory for lefties everywhere.