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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovehayday View Post
    The meteorite was fake. I sent it. When it exploded, it released an inner, indestructible core compartment and inside were invisible soldiers who snatched up the real bacon from the street and replaced it with fake bacon, which is what you picked up.

    I take the bacon without telling you how and put it in a volcano
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMarc View Post
    I take the bacon without telling you how and put it in a volcano
    I put on a fire-proof suit and steal the bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slime View Post
    I put on a fire-proof suit and steal the bacon
    But in the fire proof suit there is itching powder which makes you drop the bacon which I take and put it on my fried eggs

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMarc View Post
    But in the fire proof suit there is itching powder which makes you drop the bacon which I take and put it on my fried eggs
    I rush in and eat the bacon along with the eggs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slime View Post
    I rush in and eat the bacon along with the eggs
    I use a decomposed to destroy everything except me and the bacon(which has not been digested yet)

    Word out to the morphers!
    Always look on the bright side of life. For instance if you got raided and you lost 600 000
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    How lucky I was wearing my anti de-composer spray. I had put it on earlier this evening thinking it was fake tan, sometimes I am grateful for my Alzheimer's. I wait until you fall asleep then write a farewell note...

    Dear friend,

    Please forgive me but I and the bacon are leaving you. We can't help it, we didn't mean for it to happen, but I am afraid we were meant to be together. Please don't be too angry. There is plenty of turkey in the fridge.

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    But your anti-decomposer spray was nothing but spray cheese planted the night before. I rushed in when you were taking a nap and stole the bacon. I put the bacon in a time machine that went to 3024.
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    I was lil critter on the inside of your time machine set for 3014, jokes on you I have the bacon in Bermuda Triangle somewhere, can you me find me? LOL
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    And I Run into the Current Owner And Say What's Going on???

    And I Run into the Current Owner And Say What's Going on???

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    And while Maskquito is asking Quesno questions, I interrupt and remind Quesno that my time machine was going to 3024, not 3014, and so whatever bacon they stole was not the sought-after bacon. I still have my bacon and it's arrived in 3024.

    But I send you a special and powerful ship to rescue you Quesno. No one should get stuck in the Bermuda Triangle.




    LOL..sorry Quesno, that was too tempting to pass up and made for good story-telling
    Last edited by ilovehayday; August 3rd, 2014 at 02:50 AM.
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